irony!!!!!!!!!

[frimleygreen_shotspur]

my dogs a blacksmith....every time i kick it in the bollocks it makes a bolt for the door...

 

[disgruntled h blocker]

 

[Safeway]

I just SNOTTED.

 

[Tesco in Disguise]

funny? quite. ironic? explain.

 

[frimleygreen_shotspur]

funny? quite. ironic? explain.

umm....i think blacksmiths work with base metals ...like iron?....it was an attempt at a pun linking to a joke....perhaps it was just infantile...sorry to have troubled you...

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

Nearly as aweful as the little girl in school who always puts her hand up when she needs to go for a wee wee.





Trouble is, the piss still escapes through her fingers.




Funny? Not really .....

 

[Brighton Breezy]

That is as ironic as the Alanis Morrisette song which contained lyrics, none of which were ironic as she claimed they were.

'Rain, on your wedding day'. Not ironic. Unfortunate yes. Would be ironic if she switched dates of the wedding becaus the forecast said it would rain on the planned one and be dry on the revised date, only for the original one to be fine and the rearranged one to piss down.

Perhaps the irony of that song was that it was not ironic.

 

[Tesco in Disguise]

your work, richie? methinks i've heard this before.

 

[desprateseagull]

what about the magician who was driving along the road, and turned into a layby...

 

[Brovion]

Hmm frimleygreenshotspur, I think you'd better check the meaning of the word 'irony'. I'll give you a clue - it's not what mummy does with the washing.

 

[Albion Rob]

your work, richie? methinks i've heard this before.

TiD has caught out Morris' brazen bit of plagerism. To think, he didn't even credit the source....

Could get you into a lot of trouble that, Richie.

 

[Scarface]

what about the magician who was driving along the road, and turned into a layby...

Or the magic tractor that drove down the road and turned into a field...


Why are pirates called pirates?



Because the aaarrrgh!



*taxi*

 

[frimleygreen_shotspur]

Hmm frimleygreenshotspur, I think you'd better check the meaning of the word 'irony'. I'll give you a clue - it's not what mummy does with the washing.

i was not defining irony..as was using it as a link..get it?..had i wished to describe a literary or linguistic device i would have entitled the post "ironic"...thus alluding to its content..there is a subtle difference...that is the beauty of the english language..

 

[Wilts]

Frimmers! What on god's earth are you doing on here!?

(says a man who doesn't really have a reason to be on here).

 

[frimleygreen_shotspur]

Frimmers! What on god's earth are you doing on here!?

(says a man who doesn't really have a reason to be on here).

frimmers is around and about on a lot of quality boards...trial and error mainly...but he does gravitate towards fans of the beautiful game in preference to those of the "wewalkonwater@intermanure.co.uk..and there is good reasoned debate here on arts,politics and social issues..and footy......you?

 

[Brovion]

i was not defining irony..as was using it as a link..get it?..had i wished to describe a literary or linguistic device i would have entitled the post "ironic"...thus alluding to its content..there is a subtle difference...that is the beauty of the english language..

Hmm. I would suggest you use a more appropriate linguistic device in future as opposed to one that was just misleading. But keep doing it, we LOVE a good grammar/useage/spelling debate here.

 

[Wilts]

frimmers is around and about on a lot of quality boards...trial and error mainly...but he does gravitate towards fans of the beautiful game in preference to those of the "wewalkonwater@intermanure.co.uk..and there is good reasoned debate here on arts,politics and social issues..and footy......you?

I gravitative towards anything that means I don't have to think hard about complicated issues. Hence HNA and NSC do it for me...

 

[Tesco in Disguise]

TiD has caught out Morris' brazen bit of plagerism. To think, he didn't even credit the source....

Could get you into a lot of trouble that, Richie.

the most hienous of intellectual crimes