In the event of the play off final

[Ninja Elephant]

I missed the first Brighton goal at my first game as I was in a portaloo at The Priestfield, which is fine now because Gus hand delivered my final ticket today.

Bringing Emma Watson was a bit weird though.

 

[South Stand Bonfire]

Technically the Play off final will be more than 30 years after the FA Cup Final, Shirley?

Wasn't the cup final in the last 30 years? (the answer here is 'yes, yes it was, foolish me)

I'm pretty sure the club will have a system for those that pay for it to survive....pretty sure they already do in fact, get in line.

Anyway, following your logic, whilst I didn't have a season ticket at withdean, I regularly bought replica shirts throughout the years...presumably, as these would've cost more than your ticket that fateful day I (along with everyone else who's bought them, ever) should go first?

Failing that, current season ticket should do it.

*awaits OP's claim of fishing*

 

[South Stand Bonfire]

I spoke to Mark McGee at Victoria Station last week on the way home from work. That should give me to a bonus ticket.

 

[cmonbarrybringonwoody!]

What does a gentleman from Devon do to his partner after making sweet love to her? Exeter....That's me sorted for the royal box.

 

[Mowgli37]

I've collected at all the Brighton Match Attax cards for this season. Will that give me priority over Play-Off Final tickets?

 

[gumbo43]

I once bought some sweet pebbles in Chris Cattlin's rock shop. Do I get priority over current ST holders?

I was given Peter wards rabbit to look after when he left Brighton, do I get priority

 

[Questions]

Am I entitled to buying a ticket through the club when my last game was a withdean 3-0 Exeter. I will be pissed off if I was one of the 4000 help paying for this club to survive and not go to its greatest match in thirty years

Did you keep your ticket stub ? We,ve only your word.

 

[Bladders]

I drove past Toy's 'r' us the other day so I'm in!

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

A SUPERB bit of fishing from Adrie who has bagged quite a few big Elephants who are too stupid to know they have been had. Top work Adrie !

 

[KJP]

A SUPERB bit of fishing from Adrie who has bagged quite a few big Elephants who are too stupid to know they have been had. Top work Adrie !

Or Adrie was being serious and you have bitten

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Or Adrie was being serious and you have bitten

Adrie has turned the tables. He is a clever lad. Quite a few in the keepnet.

 

[Commander]

Adrie has turned the tables. He is a clever lad. Quite a few in the keepnet.

Er, yes, what a clever guy. A master of deception. An artist. If only others possessed this near visionary level of intelligence.

 

[Mr-N]

I had a shirt that sponsored by NOBO many moons ago.

Where the **** is my gold box invite?

 

[Buzzer]

A SUPERB bit of fishing from Adrie who has bagged quite a few big Elephants who are too stupid to know they have been had. Top work Adrie !

Oh you guys! If I'd known it was a wind-up I wouldn't have wasted my time phoning the club and I'd have given a sarcastic response instead.

*shakes fist at computer screen*

 

[Buzzer]

You really are something Spielberg. How exactly does someone go fishing for elephants?

 

[Bladders]

 

[Simster]

What does a gentleman from Devon do to his partner after making sweet love to her? Exeter....That's me sorted for the royal box.

Only if you first told that joke in 1998 when we were shit, I'm afraid.

 

[Frutos]

You really are something Spielberg. How exactly does someone go fishing for elephants?

With a very large net, I'd assume.

Presumably they're easy enough to spot in the water, with the swimming trunks.

*gets coat*

 

[Ninja Elephant]

A SUPERB bit of fishing from Adrie who has bagged quite a few big Elephants who are too stupid to know they have been had. Top work Adrie !

Hey, leave the Elephant alone!

 

[TSB]

London Irish and Adrie return on the same day. Tremendous. Now, where are Yorkie, Brighton Bird and Ladygull x?