grubbyhands
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Christ, that Gemma really is a "pig with knickers on". I don't think she will need to eat for at least a week.
Tune in to I'm a Celebrity 2015 to find out if Gemma eventually starves to death.
I'm afraid that having to watch some crap telly is a contractual obligation as part of a long term relationship. Of the regular shows that I am lumbered with " I'm a Celeb " is the least annoying and can be fun thanks to the subtle repartee between Ant and Dec. . Big Brother,Downton, X and Strictly are the worst for me, either nothing happens or its a deafening screamfest.
At least if gemma starves to death the rest of the camp will have enoth meat to last 3 weeks
There is no chance of this. She is fatter than a whale pie.At least if gemma starves to death the rest of the camp will have enoth meat to last 3 weeks
I'm afraid that having to watch some crap telly is a contractual obligation as part of a long term relationship. Of the regular shows that I am lumbered with " I'm a Celeb " is the least annoying and can be fun thanks to the subtle repartee between Ant and Dec. . Big Brother,Downton, X and Strictly are the worst for me, either nothing happens or its a deafening screamfest.
If finding the female form nice to look at then yes I'm sad. As for having no friends you've lost Me there
Did you miss out a I find it stops a lot of people thinking that you might be missing the point
Fork moi, what's wrong with you man, she's goijous mit fab top bollox innit.
Surprised that Tinchy got that nomination, when the Great British Public discover a weak link on I'm a Celeb they keep putting them in the challenges normally.
I've seen you post this elsewhere before; I hope the tables are turned in your favour on occasions?
Ignore Uncle C - he's so uptight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his arse, in two weeks you'd have a diamond!
Michael Burke and Tinchy Stryder is a glorious friendship.
Bullard is just everything you knew he'd be. He's actually funnier when he's not TRYING to be funny. The snake thing was brilliant but I would have been reacting in exactly the same way when that thing was leaping for him.
But, as ever, the show is entertaining because of the links with Ant and Dec.
"You is gonna see the real me."and Gemma walks