If you found four sports bags full of coke...

[Silent Bob]

Lokki 7

I don't know, if word gets round then surely someone would buy it from him.

Yeah, but if word gets around the original owners would most probably hear it.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

He'll make a fortune at FBS on New Years Day.

 

[RM-Taylor]

Well, would you be prepared to take the risk? It was worth $10 million apparently. He found it on a deserted rowing boat, floating in the Carribbean, where he is a scuba diving instructor.

$10 million, that sounds a bit dodgy to me.

 

[Lokki 7]

What brand of sports bag?

 

[Da Man Clay]

Well, would you be prepared to take the risk? It was worth $10 million apparently. He found it on a deserted rowing boat, floating in the Carribbean, where he is a scuba diving instructor.

Sell it in this country, Couldn't possibly prove it was him.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Have a party, I would think.

 

[Gazwag]

Lokki 7

I don't know, if word gets round then surely someone would buy it from him.

or maybe the person who lost the bags might asked him nicely for them back

 

[tedebear]

Well, would you be prepared to take the risk? It was worth $10 million apparently. He found it on a deserted rowing boat, floating in the Carribbean, where he is a scuba diving instructor.

Evil stuff happens at sea!! Pirates and stuff..people that you wouldn't want to take home to your Mum!

 

[Lokki 7]

Yeah, but if word gets around the original owners would most probably hear it.

Not if his mate rows in back from Jamaica they won't.

 

[Man of Harveys]

How's he going to get it back here? Stick it up Vanessa Feltz's arse?

 

[tedebear]

How's he going to get it back here? Stick it up Vanessa Feltz's arse?

Wouldn't be enough room, not with all those mini cheddars and stuff...

 

[Lokki 7]

$10 million, that sounds a bit dodgy to me.

You reckon? All sounds perfectly kosha to me.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Bring it to Doncaster, make the fans love in a bit more interesting...

 

[Commander]

He called the police anyway as he had customers on his boat when they found it. He had to wait by the boat for an hour waiting for them to turn up, absolutely shitting himself that a gang of Columbians were going to turn up and stick a gun in his face.


Apparently the police eventually turned up, smiled, and took it all away.

 

[RM-Taylor]

You reckon? All sounds perfectly kosha to me.

$2.5 million each doesn't sound right, I wouldn't know though.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Wouldn't be enough room, not with all those mini cheddars and stuff...

Vanessa Feltz routinely keeps mini cheddards up her arse? Well you live and learn.

 

[Simster]

What brand of sports bag?

Class.

 

[tedebear]

Vanessa Feltz routinely keeps mini cheddards up her arse? Well you live and learn.

Whats a cheddard? A dullard cheddar?

 

[Icy Gull]

If you found four sports bags full of coke, what would you do?

This happened to my mate this week.

I knew a girl who got garrotted along with her two young kids and got dumped down a well in the garden in Ibiza because her husband owed the Columbian mafia money. They left the man alone. I'd run a bloody mile if I was your mate.

 

[Lokki 7]

$2.5 million each doesn't sound right, I wouldn't know though.

I'm taking the piss but you are right. Street value of $10m is about 100kg of product (assuming it is already cut). Bit much for a bag, regardless of the brand. If uncut it would be possible.