If you found four sports bags full of coke...

[Herne Hill Seagull]

So he's handed it in to the Old Bill. If it's not claimed in 60 days, does he get it back?

 

[Commander]

I'm taking the piss but you are right. Street value of $10m is about 100kg of product (assuming it is already cut). Bit much for a bag, regardless of the brand. If uncut it would be possible.

$10 million was what the police told him, I thought it sounded a bit much. Either way it is a lot of shit to find floating about in the sea. I did ask him what the police said when they turned up to collect the three bags

 

[Lokki 7]

$10 million was what the police told him, I thought it sounded a bit much. Either way it is a lot of shit to find floating about in the sea. I did ask him what the police said when they turned up to collect the three bags

Did they dip their finger tips in and lick them knowingly like in the movies?

 

[tedebear]

$10 million was what the police told him, I thought it sounded a bit much. Either way it is a lot of shit to find floating about in the sea. I did ask him what the police said when they turned up to collect the three bags

Yes but these are CARRIBEAN police - a few mill either way wouldn't make a difference to them! Chill man!

 

[Commander]

Did they dip their finger tips in and lick them knowingly like in the movies?

Dunno, it sounded it bit like that though.

 

[Trufflehound]

Vanessa Feltz routinely keeps mini cheddards up her arse? Well you live and learn.

I heard Ken Dodd charges £100 a week to store camembert in his rectum.

Celebrity-matured cheeses are all the rage these day, and fetch top dollar in the best London restaurants.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

I remember a few years back that kilo bags of Bolivian Marching Powder were washing up on the South Coast, and discussion about "what would you do" was rife.

I would probably try and arrange to sell it on, however I am not connected with the underworld so would be a massive risk.

I rekon you would have to do a deal with some local villain who would be the front, with you not being in direct contact with him / them other than to pick up cash from some drop point.

Ooh, my head hurts to think about it.

Besides I don't think you would ever sleep well again.

 

[Scotty Mac]

keep two, sell the rest

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Snort it!

 

[Gully]

Makes you wonder what happened to the former occupants of the rowing boat.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Snort as much as you could with your diving buddies until one of you started bleeding from the nose or the bit between your nostrils collapsed.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

..then knock up a few crack pipes from your breathing apparatus and inhale some self made rocks until the constabulary turn up.

 

[NMH]

It probably belongs to some nice policeman, who stashed it there until he can fence it to the people it was always intended to go to, i.e. the dealers.

If he's going to do anything with it, watch out that one of the bags isn't spiked, and make sure it is actually cocaine.

 

[Albion Dan]

f***ing hell It would be a nice dilemna to find yourself in, Id probably relieve the bag of about a grands worth and hand the rest in!

Party Time!!!!!

 

[Eric Potts]

I remember a few years back that kilo bags of Bolivian Marching Powder were washing up on the South Coast, and discussion about "what would you do" was rife.

I would probably try and arrange to sell it on, however I am not connected with the underworld so would be a massive risk.

I rekon you would have to do a deal with some local villain who would be the front, with you not being in direct contact with him / them other than to pick up cash from some drop point.

Ooh, my head hurts to think about it.

Besides I don't think you would ever sleep well again.

Sleep well , i wouldnt ever bloody sleep again if i had access to that much charlie

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

it would certainly solve the dillema of 'shall we go right through New Year's eve to Fatboy's gig?' You could probably start now and still be going like the clappers come Fatboy.

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

I'd keep enough of it to get rid of my student debt, and hand the rest in

 

[3gulls]

If you found four sports bags full of coke, what would you do?

This happened to my mate this week.

Chuck it back in the bin - its disgusting stuff and i don't drink it!

 

[Commander]

All kicking off out there now!

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[hans kraay fan club]

I have to say, that if I were your mate, I would leave town sharpish.