If they were to make a film of the last three weeks, possible casting?

[edna krabappel]

And so the thread starts to descend...

 

[Tubby-McFat-Fuc]

Ross Kemp to play Paul Barber
Ben Stiller to play Tony Bloom
Antonio Banderas to play Gus
Justin Lee Collins to play Holloway

Ross Kemp to play Paul Barber
Warwick Davies to play Tony Bloom
Ricky Tomlinson/Mike Basset to play Gus
and South Parks Mr Hanky to play Holloway

 

[Mackenzie]

Alan Ball could play Richard Hebbard.

 

[Buzzer]

They could call the film "2 Girls, 1 Changing Room"

 

[Tooting Gull]

Great thread

Benicio del Toro as Gus Poyet
Verne Troyer as Tony Bloom
Jason Statham as Paul Barber
Scrappy Doo as Charlie Oatway
Will Smith as Zaha
John Simm as Andy Naylor
Jon Pertwee/Gummidge as Ian Holloway

 

[MJsGhost]

Calde?

 

[Kumquat]

I suspect whoever played Gus, Tano and Charlie would have to be minor stars, since they are only in it at the beginning. The fans could be played by mushrooms. Should give an excellent account of what it's like being kept in the dark.

 

[withdeanwombat]

Danny de Vito gets the Charlie role for me.

 

[Return of the Rev]

IAN HART TO PLAY Darren Ferguson OR THE OTHER WAY ROUND

 

[Sergei's Celebration]

How have i missed this thread?

Peter Falk as PC Darren Balkham

 

[Lenny Rider]

Barry Humphries to play Dick Knight

 

[Chicken Run]

Dave Myers to play TLO

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

Dustin Hoffman - Tony Bloom
Adam Woodyatt - Paul Barber
Danny Trejo - Gus Poyet
Marcel Marceau - Taricco
Verne Troyer - Charlie Oatway

Nick Nolte - Kuszak
Ron Jeremy - Calderon
Vin Diesel - Adam El Abd
Richard Kiel - Gordon Greer
Tom Baker - Wayne Bridge
Carlton Banks from Fresh Prince - Liam Bridcutt
Iggy Pop - Spanish Dave
Adrien Brody - Will Buckley
Steve Buscemi - Dean Hammond
Leonardo Di Caprio - Andrea Orlandi
Patrick Swayze - Mackail Smith
Joaquin Phoenix - Ashley Barnes
Dwayne Johnson - Ulloa

Crowd scenes would show a young Paul Newman sitting in my seat.

Do you work in casting? That's pretty good.
Although I do like the idea of Danny De Vito as Charlie oatway.

 

[Baldseagull]

Do you work in casting? That's pretty good.
Although I do like the idea of Danny De Vito as Charlie oatway.

Joe Pesci was my first thought for Oatway, then I went balder and shorter to De Vito, then went balder and shorter still to Verne Troyer.

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

Joe Pesci was my first thought for Oatway, then I went balder and shorter to De Vito, then went balder and shorter still to Verne Troyer.

Fine. Didn't know who Verne Troyer was until I just googled him. Impeccable reasoning and I withdraw my feeble reservation about your original list.