If they were to make a film of the last three weeks, possible casting?

[mikeyjh]

Surely Warwick Davis as Bloom?

 

[Coldeanseagull]

Patrick Duffy could play us?

 

[Hillian1]

 

[MattBackHome]

Will Ferrell as Vicente
John Candy as the Away Changing Rooms attendant

 

[Ernest]

He has availiability issues, so Duncan Norvelle, Alan Carr to play Ernest?

Allan Carr already booked to play Attilla

Chase me !!!

 

[MattBackHome]

Daniel Day Lewis as Glenn Murray

 

[strings]

The robot from LMFAO as Tomaz Kuszczak.

 

[Betfair Bozo]

Danny Dyer could play Charlie Oatway. The boy has range.

 

[Lenny Rider]

Trying to find a part for Rusty Lee, but struggling.......

 

[rool]

Trying to find a part for Rusty Lee, but struggling.......

Rusty Bullet Hole Lee?

 

[Betfair Bozo]

Trying to find a part for Rusty Lee, but struggling.......

She is/was in UKIP? Maybe she could have a cameo playing herself moaning in a TV interview about BHA's tendency to sign Spaniards?

 

[MattBackHome]

Rusty Lee to play the Met Police Chief responsible for Picture-ID-gate

 

[Don Tmatter]

Des Lynam as Ken the kitman ?
The Mitchell bros as Oatway & Cullip?

 

[Birdie Boy]

Judge Judy for any court room scenes.
Denzil Washington to play Lua Lua with all shots taken with the camera lense the wrong way around.
Jeff Bridges to play Wayne..

 

[Lenny Rider]

Hugh Grant to play Paul Samrah

 

[Questions]

I don't think we'd need anyone to play the parts of the old clique. They are not in the know or informed of anything nowadays...... That's why they're all getting arsy

 

[North London Seagull]

Steve Finn as Will Buckley.

If we're doing it like that then John terry as Marcos painter

 

[Dorset Seagull]

David Bailey as BHA Snappy

 

[Baldseagull]

Dustin Hoffman - Tony Bloom
Adam Woodyatt - Paul Barber
Danny Trejo - Gus Poyet
Marcel Marceau - Taricco
Verne Troyer - Charlie Oatway

Nick Nolte - Kuszak
Ron Jeremy - Calderon
Vin Diesel - Adam El Abd
Richard Kiel - Gordon Greer
Tom Baker - Wayne Bridge
Carlton Banks from Fresh Prince - Liam Bridcutt
Iggy Pop - Spanish Dave
Adrien Brody - Will Buckley
Steve Buscemi - Dean Hammond
Leonardo Di Caprio - Andrea Orlandi
Patrick Swayze - Mackail Smith
Joaquin Phoenix - Ashley Barnes
Dwayne Johnson - Ulloa

Crowd scenes would show a young Paul Newman sitting in my seat.

 

[Lenny Rider]

Dustin Hoffman - Tony Bloom
Adam Woodyatt - Paul Barber
Danny Trejo - Gus Poyet
Marcel Marceau - Taricco
Verne Troyer - Charlie Oatway

Nick Nolte - Kuszak
Ron Jeremy - Calderon
Vin Diesel - Adam El Abd
Richard Kiel - Gordon Greer
Tom Baker - Wayne Bridge
Carlton Banks from Fresh Prince - Liam Bridcutt
Iggy Pop - Spanish Dave
Adrien Brody - Will Buckley
Steve Buscemi - Dean Hammond
Leonardo Di Caprio - Andrea Orlandi
Patrick Swayze - Mackail Smith
Joaquin Phoenix - Ashley Barnes
Dwayne Johnson - Ulloa

Crowd scenes would show a young Paul Newman sitting in my seat.

Michael Le Vell as Glenn Murray
William Roache as Steve Parish