If NSC existed in the 70's and 80's

[Cheshire Cat]

Lego stand - looks ridiculous.

 

[Bladders]

At least we 'd look cool moaning in flares and big collars.

 

[Not Andy Naylor]

FFS Mullery.

 

[Leighgull]

There'd have to be a Pre season thread "which wrist will you be tying your scarf round?"

 

[Guinness Boy]

TO THE SKINHEAD IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NORTH:

Next time you punch a Palace fan would you mind not swearing at the same time, never mind brushing me with the scarf on your wrist? Ever since this incident my son has been loudly yelling a word that rhymes with 'banker' whenever he walks though Stoneham Park and I can't get the blue and white thread out of my sheepskin. Next time I might actually say something to you rather than waiting till Wednesday and writing a post. Fight responsibly please!

 

[dennis]

Can anyone suggest a song for Martin Chivers without rhyming with shivers

 

[dennis]

why does he keep Eric Potts on the bench

Are you happy with Ritchie out and Connor in

 

[One Teddy Maybank]

Why have we signed a donkey from Preston for £100k, think his name is Lawrenson or something.

Why does Sully keep his place?

 

[DumLum]

Bambers put admission UP FROM 35P TO 40P WHAT A RIP OFF!

Madness. At this rate I reacon we will be paying a fiver to get in by the year 2000! I predict most of us will be writing cheques at the turnstiles by then.

 

[SouthCoastOwl]

That Vinicombe can't write for toffee, we need someone who knows about football and has connections in the club.

 

[Return of the Rev]

Looking for donations to the south stands confederate flag,we need to raise £40

 

[pastafarian]

TO THE IDIOT IN THE NORTH

can you please bring your own bog roll to luzz into the goalmouth and not use the sole one provided by the club.
this is the third home match in a row i have had to wipe my bum with my socks.

 

[Leighgull]

When we play man utd in the cup final can Smith score? Failing that can someone chop Gary Bailey in the nads?

 

[tinycowboy]

So, ELO have sold out with their ridiculous new song "Mr Blue Sky". it's going to alienate a lot of fans. The beginning of the end. Still can't get into that Clash album - guitar sound is too tinny. Now, if you could name just ONE song by Emerson, Lake and Palmer...??

 

[The Brighton Bear]

A mate of mine has tipped Red Rum to win the Grand National. Well I won't be having my 50p on him!

 

[Badger]

My contact at the club has told me our new sponsor is a company called NOBO, he's clearly taking the piss, imagine that on the front of the shirts.

 

[The Wookiee]

Moshe Gariani - What exactly does he do ?

 

[The Wookiee]

What happened to the 1983 cup final money ??

 

[Return of the Rev]

Name one track from Althea and Donna?

 

[Taybha]

Whos got my Dr Martens ?