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Habitual User
Oct 18, 2006
24,896
Worthing
As for the night before in Cleethorpes

"Will you buy me a drink"

"Err.....why"

"I have four kids and I can't afford to buy myself one. Do you have any kids"?

"Yes"

"Why can't their father buy you a drink"?

"Two of them are inside and the third is out at sea for a week"

"Sorry no"

"Where you from"

"Brighton"

"Go on buy me a drink and I'll take you outside after. I've never f**ked a Cockney before".

I did love the Barbera Cartland novels.
 




Iggle Piggle

Well-known member
Sep 3, 2010
5,361
I thought we drew 2-2 that day?

As for the night before in Cleethorpes

"Will you buy me a drink"

"Err.....why"

"I have four kids and I can't afford to buy myself one. Do you have any kids"?

"Yes"

"Why can't their father buy you a drink"?

"Two of them are inside and the third is out at sea for a week"

"Sorry no"

"Where you from"

"Brighton"

"Go on buy me a drink and I'll take you outside after. I've never f**ked a Cockney before".

So, what drink did you buy her?
 










Barry Izbak

U.T.A.
Dec 7, 2005
7,326
Lancing By Sea
Hanging home made road signs and the like on the bridges over the A23 and the bypass the night before Fans United and wondering if anyone would come.

Fans United. Oh yes I was was there.
 


El Presidente

The ONLY Gay in Brighton
Helpful Moderator
Jul 5, 2003
39,714
Pattknull med Haksprut
Andy Ritchie scoring a 25 yarder at Molyneux in 1981/2 to take us to fifth in the top division, our highest ever position.

I was there.
 








Tim Over Whelmed

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 24, 2007
10,209
Arundel
I thought we drew 2-2 that day?

As for the night before in Cleethorpes

"Will you buy me a drink"

"Err.....why"

"I have four kids and I can't afford to buy myself one. Do you have any kids"?

"Yes"

"Why can't their father buy you a drink"?

"Two of them are inside and the third is out at sea for a week"

"Sorry no"

"Where you from"

"Brighton"

"Go on buy me a drink and I'll take you outside after. I've never f**ked a Cockney before".

I think you may be right, about the result not the f***ing a cock ' ker ' knee! :)
 


Tim Over Whelmed

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 24, 2007
10,209
Arundel
I was also at the reserve game, or whatever it was, when you could buy your League Cup ticket as you went through the turnstile in the 70's.
 






bobby baxter

Well-known member
Jan 31, 2014
719
Kit Napier scoring from a corner? I was there!
Getting stuffed 4 - 0 by Torquay at Priestfield? I was there!
 






Lincolnshire Seagull

Active member
Jul 9, 2009
762
I was there when Bobby scored a hat trick at Chester.
And to see his chip at Bury.
I was at Hereford.
But most of all I was at Newcastle.
 


dennis

Well-known member
Aug 1, 2007
1,151
Cornwall
I was also there when we played Derby County in the League Cup and Charlie George was through on goal only to be thwarted by Peter Grummitt, and the whole 33,000 crowd (or so it seemed) joined in with the chant of:

Charlie Charlie Charlie George
Charlie George Charlie George
Charlie Charlie George Charlie Charlie George

....Oh w**k w**k w**k w**k w**k
w**k w**k w**k....

I was there, my very first match
 


Hampster Gull

New member
Dec 22, 2010
13,462
I was there when....the Albion drew 4-4 with Colchester at "home" at the priestfield. I think we were 0-4 down at half time (might have been three) and we pulled it back. Great stuff. Boxing day and about 2500 others there. Were you?!??
 


Mackenzie

Old Brightonian
Nov 7, 2003
33,562
East Wales
I was there when we lost 3-0 to Swansea in a Carling Cup first round game. There were so few of us there that a programme was handed around for us all to sign the front cover.

Edit: Orlandi played for Swansea, Dobbie scored two goals and Monk the other. Marcos Painter was on the bench for them. We barely touched the ball for 90 minutes, it pissed it down with rain.


Happy days.
 
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