I think you are very nice

[Gritt23]

Would do, but my girlfriend has never liked wearing a strap-on.

Ah, if you've asked her to do that, then she has surely thought you are at least a little curious about what goes on that side of the tracks.

 

[Kumquat]

Ah, if you've asked her to do that, then she has surely thought you are at least a little curious about what goes on that side of the tracks.

Indeed. But she knew that the first time I asked her during sex if I could call her Terry.

 

[Gritt23]

Indeed. But she knew that the first time I asked her during sex if I could call her Terry.

John Terry?

 

[Kumquat]

John Terry?

Good god no. He looks like the sort of chap who likes to be in control and I can't have that. As my girlfriend will testify.

 

[Bozza]

Sorry chaps - 2 more Google warnings mean this has to be moved.

 

[Kumquat]

Sorry Bozza. Cheers.

 

[sydney]

Sorry chaps - 2 more Google warnings mean this has to be moved.

omg...

 

[The Fifth Column]

Incredible double standards being shown by Google I feel, they are happy to show the most extreme pornographic images if I were to type something suitably offensive into their search engine but start throwing their weight around on this forum just because someone says f*** or strap-on dildo?!?

 

[Kumquat]

Incredible double standards being shown by Google I feel, they are happy to show the most extreme pornographic images if I were to type something suitably offensive into their search engine but start throwing their weight around on this forum just because someone says f*** or strap-on dildo?!?

I think it was mentioning John Terry they probably found offensive....