i think i've just seen jan vennegoor of hesselink

[S'hampton Seagull]

think i just saw darius vassell and kevin phillips on a tandem, just come off the ferry in newhaven...............

Makes sense as they are now living together in Burgess Hill. Perhaps they took a day trip somewhere?

 

[upthealbion1970]

Makes sense as they are now living together in Burgess Hill. Perhaps they took a day trip somewhere?

that explains the trailer they were towing - booze cruise

 

[Gerbil]

Oh my god, I'm convinced he's signing now

 

[wolfie]

If it's not him it will save some tedious chanting next season
eg
Vennegor of Hesselink, Vennegor of Hesselink, give us a wave,
One Jan Vannegor of Hesselink, there's only one Jan Vennegor of Hesselink etc.

 

[Easy 10]

He's just washed my car in the Tesco Holmbush carpark.
A bit of a slapdash job to be honest. I've got bubble smears on the windscreen and he didn't get all the flies off my spoiler. Mind you, I only popped in for a newspaper and a punnet of cherry tomatos on the vine, so he didn't have long to finish.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

If it's not him it will save some tedious chanting next season
eg
Vennegor of Hesselink, Vennegor of Hesselink, give us a wave,
One Jan Vannegor of Hesselink, there's only one Jan Vennegor of Hesselink etc.

der der der der Janvennegorofhesselink

 

[The Large One]

Middle-eight from 'Love Reign O'er Me'...

I can't sleep out there I think
Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink
Oh God, I need a drink
Of cool, cool rain...

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Posh Spice is a slapper
She really is a whore
And when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of Venegoor...

 

[vulture]

what a crock of shit

 

[LeicesterGull]

I've just seen Nathan Tyson in Melton Mowbray.

 

[CheeseRolls]

I've just seen Nathan Tyson in Melton Mowbray.

Now who's telling porky pies

 

[LeicesterGull]

I now also, at long last, have a source. My electrician is best mates with Paul Anderson, he tells me that Paul was going to sign for Swansea in December but it got pulled last minute as Forest didn't make any Christmas signings.

I think I may have the wrong type of source

 

[Storer68]

I've just seen JVH going into HMV

 

[Dave the OAP]

He's just washed my car in the Tesco Holmbush carpark.
A bit of a slapdash job to be honest. I've got bubble smears on the windscreen and he didn't get all the flies off my spoiler. Mind you, I only popped in for a newspaper and a punnet of cherry tomatos on the vine, so he didn't have long to finish.

tesco?

How Chavvy.

You should park in the M&S bit, its a class above the riff raff

 

[Marc1901]

If he did sign and Robinson did then , SURELY we should be bound for promotion?

 

[Gav1901]

If he did sign and Robinson did then , SURELY we should be bound for promotion?

There is no IF , he will NOT sign , wages must be at least 10k.

 

[Giraffe]

About one minute ago I saw him on the nudist beach, very well hung, but very white.

 

[porkypie]

Ive just seen him in newhaven swimming pool!

 

[Chester Drawers]

Is it possible to swim that far in 13 minutes?

 

[tonymgc]

on queens road in brighton

Did you stand there and shout JAN! JAN! JAN! ala Alan Partridge?