lost in london
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Get a lizard on a bit of string to hunt it down. Worked for Frasier anyway if I remember rightly.
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I think I've got a CRICKET behind my fridge
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Brain dead MUG SHEEP
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I'm actually growing rather fond of it.
Its a little like being in the video to "Club Tropicana" (if you've ever heard the opening to that classic track, before that irresistable funk baseline fades in and grows). As I saunter up to the fridge for a Coke to put in my Bacardi, I can't help but swing my hips a little to the calypso beat....
Let me take you to a place
Where memberships a smiling face
Brushing shoulders with the staaaaaaaars
Albert brings a lovely summer atmosphere to my kitchen.
Its a little like being in the video to "Club Tropicana" (if you've ever heard the opening to that classic track, before that irresistable funk baseline fades in and grows). As I saunter up to the fridge for a Coke to put in my Bacardi, I can't help but swing my hips a little to the calypso beat....
Let me take you to a place
Where memberships a smiling face
Brushing shoulders with the staaaaaaaars
Albert brings a lovely summer atmosphere to my kitchen.
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Brain dead MUG SHEEP
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See this would be my feeling too. Should I ever find myself in the fortunate position of having my own Albert, I'd embrace him as one of my own. However, perhaps what I was getting at, is presumably you have a FAMILY who may not be quite as idiotic as you or I?
Well...the missus is getting thoroughly fed up with him. She was blindly jiggling a yardstick around the edges of the fridge the other day in a futile effort to squash or dislodge him, but Albert is too smart for that, he's clearly right round the back somewhere.
I just have no idea what he is living off though. If I knew, I wouldn't be adverse to secretly feeding him now and then. I can hear him as I type, and it makes me feel like I'm abroad on my holibobs.
Did you ever figure out how to remove it or are you still feeding it?
We have a single one under the fridge that hasn't starved in months. I also have no idea how it is surviving without ever coming out.
Having a good innings
I think I found him. I'll ask him every day to make this way back there.
He just left ? No thanks or anything?
Gryllidaes are the rudest of insects aren’t they ?
Worried Man Blues
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We need an RIP cricket thread...........
NorthstandRacoon
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PICS?! haha superb.
Sussexscots
Fed up with trains. Sick of the rain.
Dead? Or just Retired Hurt?
Publius Ovidius
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Can’t you get you cockatiel to eat it?
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Didn't want to mention it, but my guess is that is exactly what happened. One night, cricket gets a bit adventurous, cockatiel's door left open and
