[Humour] I Never Used to Have to Take This Lot on Holiday!

[Bodian]

I’ve never had one. Maybe now I’m an Albion Plus member I’ll qualify.

You'll probably get a pen that doesn't work, and a key ring.

 

[Cheshire Cat]

No wonder this place can get increasingly surreal at times. Everyone is bombed out of their skulls.

 

[Jahooli]

Asthma preventative
Asthma reliever
Indigestion preventative
Rennies in case above doesn't work
Statins
Vitamin D pills
Glucosamine pills
Cod-liver oil tablets
Lip-salve
Ibuprofen
Voltarol
Strepsils
Reading glasses
Hearing-aid batteries

I never used to have to take any of these. I'm gonna need a bigger bag!

You've forgotten the hearing aids to go with the batteries. I suggest some spare marbles might come in handy as well.

 

[Gwylan]

You're not approaching 70 years old yet then?

Hey, I'm 70 next year and I don't take any medication away with me. If I'm ill, I'll get something there

 

[Justice]

I buy copious amounts of Rennie every time I come home, you can't get it here and what you can get doesn't compare.

You are better off with omprezole if you have regular stomach acid issues.

 

[Chicken Run]

Asthma preventative
Asthma reliever
Indigestion preventative
Rennies in case above doesn't work
Statins
Vitamin D pills
Glucosamine pills
Cod-liver oil tablets
Lip-salve
Ibuprofen
Voltarol
Strepsils
Reading glasses
Hearing-aid batteries

I never used to have to take any of these. I'm gonna need a bigger bag!

You forgot the Monjaro pen

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

No Vaseline?

I usually pinch some butter from the breakfast buffet.

 

[GOM]

Having been a season-ticket holder since they introduced terrace season-tickets at the Goldstone, and only not had one for the first season at Gillingham, even though I went to all bar the first few matches there in that season, I don't qualify for an Albion Towel. However, my next-door neighbours, who are staunch West Ham fans, joined our membership scheme as they attend one match per season, and each of them duly received an Albion towel. I asked one of them if they used them. I can't print the reply as it's too upsetting! "I could put one to use.", I said. Lo and behold, a few minutes later, a knock on the door and I was presented with an unused Albion towel!!
I would take it on holiday, but there's no room in my bag due to all the other stuff I have to take!

They fold up really small, I'm sure you'll manage to find a space.

 

[Whoislloydy]

You are better off with omprezole if you have regular stomach acid issues.

Thankfully i don't, just sometimes when drinking or eating certain foods. But my mum swears by omprezole and even sent us back with some last time, and I can confirm that stuff is legit the best thing for it.

 

[Justice]

Thankfully i don't, just sometimes when drinking or eating certain foods. But my mum swears by omprezole and even sent us back with some last time, and I can confirm that stuff is legit the best thing for it.

Yep being a Crohns sufferer its a life saver.

 

[pearl]

Asthma preventative
Asthma reliever
Indigestion preventative
Rennies in case above doesn't work
Statins
Vitamin D pills
Glucosamine pills
Cod-liver oil tablets
Lip-salve
Ibuprofen
Voltarol
Strepsils
Reading glasses
Hearing-aid batteries

I never used to have to take any of these. I'm gonna need a bigger bag!

Why the Vitamin D? Are you going pot-holing?

 

[Jack Straw]

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I've found that now I'm looking at the end-game, I do whatever I can to squeeze a few more minutes of additional time.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Thankfully i don't, just sometimes when drinking or eating certain foods. But my mum swears by omprezole and even sent us back with some last time, and I can confirm that stuff is legit the best thing for it.

I‘m on omeprezole, usually one a day but sometimes have to have a second one in the evening. It got really bad in January/February this year, so I ended up having a gastroscopy. Fortunately all biopsies were clear.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Why the Vitamin D? Are you going pot-holing?

My doctor recommended I take it all year round instead of just the winter months. It helps bone strength.

 

[pearl]

My doctor recommended I take it all year round instead of just the winter months. It helps bone strength.

Yeah me too ..... I was joking about pot-holing

 

[Skuller]

I usually pinch some butter from the breakfast buffet.

What, in mid act? I’ve heard of “specialist” holidays like that, but at breakfast?