I have a date on Friday!

[Nibble]

Ugh i hate when women say that.

It always seems to end up in can we be friends.

She is fussed - she just wants to see where you will choose when allowed to go with the flow. Don't do pizza hut.

 

[Hungry Joe]

That is possibly the funniest thing I have ever read on here.

Awww, thanks Dave. I felt quite unappreciated until I saw that

 

[Yoda]

Don't forget to wash behind your ears and take a clean handerchief young man. Remember - manners cost nothing so hold the door for her and take her coat. Maintain eye contact when she is talking to you and ask her questions about her life and views. Then slip her some Rohypnol and rape her bottom.

Oh how I've missed you on here Daz.

 

[perth seagull]

I don't think going to the cinema is necessarily a bad idea for a first date. It will give you something to talk about afterwards, and if you don't like the person at least you're doing something you like rather than making it a waste of an evening!

 

[GNF on Tour]

Forget the Pizza, just go straight down the beach for some Hair Pie.

 

[Lander]

Fat leos in the lanes is cheap Kev, highly preffer to go there then to go to Pizza Hut!

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

Yo KEV!

I have a hot date on saturday. Can you let me know how the pizza hut and spiderman 3 plan goes?

I was planning on dinner, followed by a river boat cruise, followed by a ride on this big-arse ferris wheel thing where I was going to try and touch her boobies and stuff. But, to be honest that's kind of expensive and involves prior planning. Pizza hut and spiderman wrestling with his arachnid conscience sounds like the way forward to me

 

[readingstockport]

Bollocks to all this Kev, have a great evening and whatever you do for GODS sake don't post the details on here. You are guaranteed that someone will walk into your workplace and post a print out on the staff message board if you do.

Enjoy your evening and all the best pal.

 

[Wilko]

Kev - Ask her if she likes Owls ? Take her to an owl sanctuary, I know a cracking owl sanctuary.

 

[the full harris]

Kev - Ask her if she likes Owls ? Take her to an owl sanctuary, I know a cracking owl sanctuary.

but make sure you turn your mobile off, you don't want any of the owls confusing your ringtone with a mating signal.

 

[surrey jim]

have a good night Kev

 

[FalmerforAll!**]

The big night

Good luck Kev,I expect to come on here tommorow with good news awaiting me!

 

[League1Champions]

Pizza hut and Cinema = no hole for you

Nice resturant followed by a club followed by a good f***ing going over

 

[surrey jim]

anyone fancy a meal at pizza hut later, see the progress

 

[Buzzer]

Can we make this a sticky?













..............Will be his last words to her tonight.


Good luck Kev. We're all rooting for you.

 

[ChapManiA]

He's not come online to tell me all the details, one can only imagine what may be happening right now.............

 

[pishhead]

Kev is getting his end away!

 

[ali jenkins]

Well how did it go fella?


Hope it went all ok for you!

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

 

[ali jenkins]

Surley kev cant still be going can he?