I have a date on Friday!

[Hungry Joe]

Remember Kev, have a WANK before you leave for the date. It'll calm you down and you might not EXPLODE as soon as you break into her.

Sound advice but don't forget to wash it afterwards.

 

[CHAPPERS]

You will be breaking into her if all goes well, won't you Kev?

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

Maybe you can get her to help get ya dart board up

 

[Mendoza]

Remember Kev, have a WANK before you leave for the date. It'll calm you down and you might not EXPLODE as soon as you break into her.

dont shoot ya load before the condom goes on!

 

[Hungry Joe]

In my experience Kev, 1 in 93 women take it up the Gary on the first date. The odds are against you mate but fingers crossed.

 

[1066gull]

4 pages

 

[Bakesy]

dont shoot ya load before the condom goes on!

Her mum will show you how, you only need to ask........

 

[Gerbil]

With my work colleague from Work, I'm well pleased. I'm taking her to the Marina for Pizza Hut and Cinema (Maybe Spiderman 3 but I doubt it).

Who's it with Kev??

I'll ask Elaine if you don't tell me

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Re: Re: I have a date on Friday!

Who's it with Kev??

I'll ask Elaine if you don't tell me

I will PM you.

 

[1066gull]

Re: Re: I have a date on Friday!

Who's it with Kev??

I'll ask Elaine if you don't tell me

Who is it mate?

 

[Gerbil]

Re: Re: Re: I have a date on Friday!

Who is it mate?

I know (well sort of) but I wouldn't BETRAY Kev's trust

 

[1066gull]

Re: Re: Re: Re: I have a date on Friday!

I know (well sort of) but I wouldn't BETRAY Kev's trust

Kev, who is it mate?

 

[Lander]

How old is she??

And why has nobody asked for a pic yet?

 

[Basil Fawlty]

I'm not saying who she is, how old she is. Espically to you Aids, because it will be on Ebay by tommorow.

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

Just got in, another vintage Kevin thread, but look which envious SLIMEBALL is trying to interfere with it.

Good luck Kevin

 

[Lander]

PM then to everyone expet aids?

Then we can put the info on ebay for him to bid on

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Just got in, another vintage Kevin thread, but look which envious SLIMEBALL is trying to interfere with it.

Good luck Kevin

Thank you very much Mark.

 

[clapham_gull]

By the way, she isn't fussed where we go. She just wants to go with the flow, so that fine by me.

That in itself, sounds particularly encouraging

Good luck Kev, hope you BOTH have a fantastic evening.

( thought of cinema THEN meal, will you an excuse to get the conversation going ? )

 

[Basil Fawlty]

That in itself, sounds particularly encouraging

Good luck Kev, hope you BOTH have a fantastic evening.

Thank you, (here praying that we can get into Spiderman Three).

 

[clapham_gull]

Thank you, (here praying that we can get into Spiderman Three).

Can't you get the tickets in advance - that will impress her as you BREEZE past the waiting crowds like Posh and Becks ?