[Humour] I had to drop a load under a bridge today

[Cheshire Cat]

I'm trying to eat my tea here

 

[Hugo Rune]

I had to look up what that is...and while I appreciate the suggestion pal, I don't think my girlfriend would and I like my face the way it is lol. Cheers though

Fair enough. Has she ever tried the rusty trombone?

 

[Albion my Albion]

Probably kinder than a Big Wipe it left a bit of a nip.

Was there alcohol (the non drinking kind) or bleach in the wipe? That can sting quite a bit but is actually more sanitary until you use too many wipes and the moisture from your arse evaporates and the membranes shrink and start to harden and before you know it your arse is actually bleeding and you must see a GP who gives you a salve and runs some tests on your blood and eventually you walk very gently and have scars on your arse. So make sure your wipes don't have alcohol or bleach. Although some people do get their arse bleached on purpose.

 

[Saladpack Seagull]

I don't know why I'm laughing but I am

I was laughing so hard I shat myself.....,