I am going out now to be hypnotised...

[El Presidente]

I shall certainly look at her in a different light in future.

Easy 10, if you want to earn an Easy £10, I dare you to say the following phrase to your partner during the next domestic you have

"And anyway, you can't even blow spunkbubbles out of your nose like your sister"

If you do that I will send you some beer vouchers, AND visit you in hospital also. If you are lucky, Lush may visit you in a zip up outfit and show you her 'trick'.

 

[Easy 10]

I shall certainly look at her in a different light in future.

Easy 10, if you want to earn an Easy £10, I dare you to say the following phrase to your partner during the next domestic you have

"And anyway, you can't even blow spunkbubbles out of your nose like your sister"

If you do that I will send you some beer vouchers, AND visit you in hospital also.

Cool, I'll give it a go. She has 3 sisters as well, so I even get to choose which one. If I mention the 13 year old though, I'll see you in the morgue.

Ta.

 

[Safeway]

Cool, I'll give it a go. She has 3 sisters as well, so I even get to choose which one. If I mention the 13 year old though, I'll see you in the morgue.

Ta.

Your wife has a 13-year-old sister? Wow.

 

[El Presidente]

Cool, I'll give it a go. She has 3 sisters as well, so I even get to choose which one. If I mention the 13 year old though, I'll see you in the morgue.

Ta.

Your wife IS your 13 year old sister? Double Wow

 

[Easy 10]

Your wife has a 13-year-old sister? Wow.

Well, she looks 13. She might be a little bit older, but it would have spoilt the gag.

 

[El Presidente]

Dunno. Is 36D big?

I believe that exceeds 1 BSH (British Standard Handful), so would be classified as 'Big'

 

[southwickseagull]

easy 10 you wait til i see your missus or better still your mother in law. i LOOOOVE grassing

 

[Easy 10]

easy 10 you wait til i see your missus or better still your mother in law. i LOOOOVE grassing

Stop stirring RICHAAARD

 

[Safeway]

Well, she looks 13. She might be a little bit older, but it would have spoilt the gag.

It would spoil the fun, as well.

(So wrong.)

 

[Lammy]

Can we make this thread a sticky?

 

[Everest]

This is getting a bit crued now. Fancy saying all those things about one our loved ones!

tut tut

















*spunkbubbles* he he he
Fiver on way.