Winker
CUM ON FEEL THE NOIZE
I love the fact that at last two people are ready to sacrifice a family member to stay up. Wouldn't it be extraordinary if they both had the same person in mind.....Could it possibly be that the fragrant Mary Archer and her delightful children are NSC members?
That was my option, providing it was a close blood relative who was carrying an organ donor card. So we would stay up and I would retain a full compliment of organs.
Needless to say I would ask the club if we could have a minutes applause at the next game for my lost relative. So all's well that ends well.