How do you know if your best friends gay?

[Munkfish]

Because his cock tastes of shit.


Im here all week, i thank youuuu.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

he gets a boner when you bum him

 

[WhingForPresident]

He's wearing a Brighton shirt

 

[Hungry Joe]

Because he's better looking than you, has more hair than you, wears nicer clothes than you and is more popular with the fit birds in the office than you.

I'm only here for another couple of hours.

 

[Bluejuice]

She told me

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

he gets a boner when you bum him

Actually, they don't.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

His names Tom or Danny

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

His names Tom or Danny

Oh, I'm just your "friend" now then am I

WHORE

 

[Steve Foster]

He has an inkling to be a Pal arse fan?

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Is the answer: Every time he comes round to your place, he automatically co-ordinates your wardrobe; & you find a quiche in the oven after he's gone?

Second thoughts, I think I've got the wrong joke.

*Gets cloak*

 

[Grapes of Wrath]

They say that 1 in 4 blokes in Brighton is gay. It therefore follows that if you are out in Brighton with 3 mates and you are straight, then at least 1 of the other 3 is gay!

My advice, go out in three's, it saves all the wondering which one it is!

 

[Hungry Joe]

They say that 1 in 4 blokes in Brighton is gay. It therefore follows that if you are out in Brighton with 3 mates and you are straight, then at least 1 of the other 3 is gay!

My advice, go out in three's, it saves all the wondering which one it is!

That last bit doesn't make sense.

 

[John Bumlick]

That last bit doesn't make sense.

to be fair, neither did the first bit.

 

[Hungry Joe]

to be fair, neither did the first bit.

Good point.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

.....

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

Actually, they don't.

you're just not doing it right

 

[HarryNT]

Because his cock tastes of shit.


Im here all week, i thank youuuu.

Heard that so many times