How do you know if your best friends gay?

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Twinkle Toes

Growing old disgracefully
Apr 4, 2008
11,138
Hoveside
Is the answer: Every time he comes round to your place, he automatically co-ordinates your wardrobe; & you find a quiche in the oven after he's gone?

Second thoughts, I think I've got the wrong joke. :facepalm:

*Gets cloak*
 


Grapes of Wrath

Active member
Nov 1, 2009
353
Worthing
They say that 1 in 4 blokes in Brighton is gay. It therefore follows that if you are out in Brighton with 3 mates and you are straight, then at least 1 of the other 3 is gay!

My advice, go out in three's, it saves all the wondering which one it is!:laugh:
 




Hungry Joe

SINNEN
Oct 22, 2004
7,636
Heading for shore
They say that 1 in 4 blokes in Brighton is gay. It therefore follows that if you are out in Brighton with 3 mates and you are straight, then at least 1 of the other 3 is gay!

My advice, go out in three's, it saves all the wondering which one it is!:laugh:

That last bit doesn't make sense.
 














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