How are you coping with this orgy of Scotishness?

[seaford]

That's right, no oil, no fish, no EU for what it's worth, no demand for their pagan goods, basically the jockies are fecked.
They can always rely on exports of Buckie, but hey, they'd dehydrate within a week, and heck, it's imported from the West Country anyway.
Alex Salmon, you are an idi*t together with all your self deluded nationalistic cronies. May you rot in unsold putrid haggis.

What Alex Salmond has not taken into account is how other EU nations with a vested interest in EU expansion will see an independent Scotland attempting to jump the queue to EU membership. If Scotland is allowed in what is to stop Catalonia and the Flemish independence movements trying the same? Spain and Belgium would not be keen and might block any moves to allow the Scots in.