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[Technology] House alarms







beorhthelm

A. Virgo, Football Genius
Jul 21, 2003
35,477
read like one their ads. is there a contractural requirement to ask others to get one?
 




zefarelly

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 7, 2003
22,065
Sussex, by the sea
Unless you're on a subscription with back up, utterly poiontless . . . .same as car alarms. No one takes any notice. I had a neighbour with one once, would not shut up. We were outside at 2 am smacking shit out of it with gold clubs.

Police eventually turned up, nothing they could do but did ask us to be careful to not damage the house.
 






SteveU

Active member
May 31, 2022
261
Unless you're on a subscription with back up, utterly poiontless . . . .same as car alarms. No one takes any notice. I had a neighbour with one once, would not shut up. We were outside at 2 am smacking shit out of it with gold clubs.

Police eventually turned up, nothing they could do but did ask us to be careful to not damage the house.
Ark at you, flash git with your gold clubs.
 








LamieRobertson

Not awoke
Feb 3, 2008
47,226
SHOREHAM BY SEA
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Is it PotG?

Thrifty non-licker
Feb 20, 2017
24,042
Sussex by the Sea

I set Blur's 'Parklife' as my home alarm, and it goes off every bloody single day of the week....
......except for Wednesdays, when I’m rudely awakened by the dustman.
 




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