hooligans giving it large

[Beach Hut]

Wouldn't let me in Sportsman today Beachy

Why was it busy or due to all the alleged trouble ?

 

[Strike]

Boy Ernest and Beach Hut as usual

 

[Ernest]

Why was it busy or due to all the alleged trouble ?

Do I look like a hooligan ?

 

[Beach Hut]

Good point, I don't suppose there are many gay hooligans

 

[Ernest]

Good point, I don't suppose there are many gay hooligans

Say that to my face bum boy

 

[MRRF 10]

Do I look like a hooligan ?

yes, you only have one braincell

 

[Ernest]

I fancy Ernest really bad

I have that effect on people which is why I'm known as the Robbie Williams of E Block

 

[Beach Hut]

I have that effect on people which is why I'm known as the Dick Head of E Block

Yes we all know that Ernest

 

[MRRF 10]

I have that effect on people which is why I'm known as the fairy of E Block

we know

 

[Ernest]

You're Robbie Ernest and I'm Garry Barlow

Let's have a Take That reunion

 

[Beach Hut]

Let's have a Take That reunion

I want you back

 

[MRRF 10]

I want you back

for good

 

[Ernest]

It was the worst day of my life when Take That split up, well second worst day as the worst was when Dick Tight became chairman of the Albion

 

[El Presidente]

The third worst was when Steve Coppell stole the ladyboy you were chatting up in Bangkok

 

[Ernest]

The third worst was when Steve Coppell stole the ladyboy you were chatting up in Bangkok

Wrong you dumbkopf I stole his

 

[Beach Hut]

Wrong you dumbkopf I stole his

Not Miriam again

 

[Ernest]

Not Miriam again

Miriam has ditched me

 

[Beach Hut]

Miriam has ditched me

It's seen the light then

 

[Ernest]

It's seen the light then

I was too large for her backside if you get my drift Beachy

 

[Beach Hut]

I was too large for her backside if you get my drift Beachy

I don't think we need to go there Ernest