hooligans giving it large

[Beach Hut]

Are you going to hand me a leaflet tomorrow

I'll give you anything (if you want it)

 

[Ernest]

I'll bring you an Easter Egg

 

[Beach Hut]

I'll bring you an Easter Egg

Crunchie one please

 

[graz126]

sorry did realise this was your 2s personal slagging site.

 

[Beach Hut]

sorry did realise this was your 2s personal slagging site.

Well you do know

 

[Ernest]

Crunchie one please

I ate the Crunchie last week so you can have the Malteaser one and they have Malteasers inside

 

[Beach Hut]

Great stuff - bring it on

 

[Ernest]

Great stuff - bring it on

The only problem is that I've licked the chocolate off the Malteasers but you can still eat them , won't kill you

 

[Beach Hut]

I'll go for anything you've licked

 

[Ernest]

I'll go for anything you've licked

You slut

 

[Beach Hut]

You slut

Tart

 

[Ernest]

Tart

Takes one to know one

 

[MRRF 10]

Shut up, the both of you, especially ernest

 

[Ernest]

Shut up, the both of you, especially ernest

 

[twickers]

As per the extract below, the threads on that yoof site are some of the funniest I've read in ages. Bless them. It's like Trinny and and Sussanah crossed with Bugsy Malone. Shoping in the local IKEA? I say!

"Once I me and a few lads went drinking in Croyden were the f**k were the D 30 then we took liberties all day drinking in there pubs and chatting up their women betting in there bookies and buying stuff in their shops they totally bottled it. We even went to IKEA and bought some stuff. we were all over their manor.

We did not tell them we were coming though but does that matter cos we are well hard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "

 

[Beach Hut]

Shut up, the both of you, especially ernest

Jealous are we ?

 

[Ernest]

Jealous are we ?

What time are you handing out leaflets Beachy as I don't want to miss you

 

[MRRF 10]

What time are you handing out leaflets Beachy as I don't want to miss you

we're meeting at 2 outside the mobile shop E block ernie

 

[Ernest]

we're meeting at 2 outside the mobile shop E block ernie

I'll be having a pint then

 

[MRRF 10]

I'll be having a pint then

a pint of shandy