clapham_gull said:Alternatively, if you support Orient check out the nearest take away in Leyton and get food poisoning like I did after a game.
Funny that Watford thinks that being able to cook is somehow a less than masculine pursuit.
If you can cook - birds love it.. FACT
Obviously a date to him is a quick hand shandy behind the local kebab house.
( and by the way - Bracknell was right, it helps to firstly give your MINCE a good going over with your FIST )
Vinyl Richie said:wanker where was my invite?
STOP talking about burgers - you've got me really hungry
I'm sorry, it's just, when I'm hungry...... lets put it this way, I know how girls feel when they're "on" the blob