Hans' photo-diary

[army ali]

I've changed my mind.

I do love you Hans.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Hey Hans, Denkt u uw haar uw carriere of uw liefdeleven heeft geholpen ?

 

[army ali]

Hey Hans, Denkt u uw haar uw carriere of uw liefdeleven heeft geholpen ?

Yeah.

Whatever he says!

Ein jaeger shnitzel mitt pommes bitter und mayo.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Hey Hans, Denkt u uw haar uw carriere of uw liefdeleven heeft geholpen ?

Goede ochtend Frank. Dank voor dat - ik heb net gedaan het gehad.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Okay, sho it sheems the thing with Ellemieke'sh Mother wash short lived. The shpiteful little shlut told her all bout the injunction and now she ish having cold feet.

On a brighter note, I got myshelf a new phone. You'll find thish hard to believe, but it hash a camera in it! In the phone! Crazeshy!

Anyway, I have been trying it out at work. Here ish a shot of Ellemieke from thish morning.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Thish one cosht me a shlap, sho I hope you like it.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

It sheems that Ellemieke ish lessh keen on modern technology than shome of ush.

 

[Purrel_Frankel]

Okay, sho it sheems the thing with Ellemieke'sh Mother wash short lived. The shpiteful little shlut told her all bout the injunction and now she ish having cold feet.

On a brighter note, I got myshelf a new phone. You'll find thish hard to believe, but it hash a camera in it! In the phone! Crazeshy!

Anyway, I have been trying it out at work. Here ish a shot of Ellemieke from thish morning.

Dear Hans,

I'm affraid that's Maud Mulder Please edit, before Ellemieke sees you messing with other girls.....

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Dear Hans,

I'm affraid that's Maud Mulder Please edit, before Ellemieke sees you messing with other girls.....

Shhhh. Jusht between you and me, I didn't really take theshe photosh. Like I shay know - Mum'sh the word.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Sho, now I am confushed. Thish McClaren chap hash arrived here from England, and he talksh jusht like me. Why ish thish?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

I hear the sheagulls have shtarted well thish year. Great shtuff. I knew my old team mate Wendy Wilkinsh would do well.

Here is my new shqueesh, Shofie. She'sh reall shexy, and she looksh a bit like Ellemieke, which ish a bonush. We have role play gamesh, where I think of her ash Ellemieke. Itsh my shecret though - Shofie doeshn't like it sho much.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Doesh wearing my shweater like that, look a bit gay?

 

[steward 433]

NSC Gold

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

I hear the sheagulls have shtarted well thish year. Great shtuff. I knew my old team mate Wendy Wilkinsh would do well.

Here is my new shqueesh, Shofie. She'sh reall shexy, and she looksh a bit like Ellemieke, which ish a bonush. We have role play gamesh, where I think of her ash Ellemieke. Itsh my shecret though - Shofie doeshn't like it sho much.

Mr Kraay, what happened to the picture?

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

And Mr Kraay.... who's this?

 

[Chicken Run]

NSC Gold

we know

 

[hans kraay fan club]

And Mr Kraay.... who's this?

Ahh - thatsh Elsemieke Havenga. Important not to confushe your Elsemiekes and Ellemiekes. Elsemieke ish a bit frumpy. Ellemieke ish not.

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

Got it... just thought the other was more your type...... age-wise

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Age ish jusht a number, shully.

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

Hey Hansh

I hear that you are flying to engerland to be albionsh new bosh!! ish thish true ??