Hair loss treatments...

[WATFORD zero]

I think you've misinterpreted someone telling you 'It helps if you're thick' US.

And I notice Edna doesn't try and deny the loaded bit.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

And I thought women were supposed to be the ones with the physical hang ups.

Having, ahem, excellent technique, is a hundred times more important to us ladies than you having porn-star sized packages. Fact.

Or great hair.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I think you've misinterpreted someone telling you 'It helps if you're thick' US.

And I notice Edna doesn't try and deny the loaded bit.

Never been out with anyone loaded but that said, if you know of someone, feel free to point him my way, you know?

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Never been out with anyone loaded but that said, if you know of someone, feel free to point him my way, you know?

See SHALLOW , seriously does anyone think if Mick Hucknell had been a broke dustbin man he would have bedded the top 20 esxiest european ladies on he planet ?, er no, fame and money make people attractive, that is a fact, also you find good looking people get on much further in their careers and men in boardrooms are on average 4 inches taller than an average man, these are facts.

 

[User removed 4]

The size thing is a total myth, put about by insecure blokes.

Ive always been told that bigger is much better if only from an aesthetic point of view.

 

[burrish-gull]

Viagra and a hat.

I've got a hat but don't need Viagra (thank god)

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Ive always been told that bigger is much better if only from an aesthetic point of view.

lets cut to the chase here, a woman has to be able to feel it so a 3 inch coccktail sausage is not going to do the job not matter how much reassurance the woman gives, the ideal stat is 7 long and 6 girth, this is a FACT.

 

[burrish-gull]

I once went out with a girl at university when I was in my 20's who liked scary bald men (I had my head shaved at the time after having had long hair). She was stunning but told me she had previously gone out with the Blue Peter's John Lesley (yes THAT one), I don't know if theres a moral to that story or not!!

 

[matt]

On the wireless yesterday morning was a Specialist talking hair transplants. Apparently, during the operation they take individual hairs from the back of your head and then 'plant' them in your bald areas. The transplanted hairs grow naturally and DO NOT fall out.
Operations last between 6 and 12 hours, and generally you are charged on a per hair basis. I can't remember what the average cost per hair was, or the average number that would be transplanted in an operation, but the average op cost was about £6k.

Cheers

 

[Freddie Goodwin.]

As I still have a fairly thick head of hair, my tips for not losing it (not based on scientific facts) would be.

1) Don't wear a hat or cap unless you have to.
2) Don't brush more than once a day, unless you have to.
3)Don't over wash, every 3 days should do.
4) Short in summer, longer in winter.
5) haircut every 3 months.
6)Don't brush or part hair the same way all the time.

Of course, it's too late once it's gone but very short/bald is no longer considered a bad look.

 

[Grassman]

I've been wearing a new wig recently. It's made of genuine bum hairs. It's ok, the only problem is when I go out it keeps blowing off.... boom boom.

But seriously fellas, losing your hair is nothing to worry about - just get a crop.