Got my season ticket ( but one teeny weeny complaint)

[clapham_gull]

An annoyance all this completely unnecessary packaging.

I've already bought the thing - it did nothing to entice me into buying it.

Just something to put straight in the bin and waste more energy to take it away again.

I'll do with it what I do with other wasteful packaging - put it in the bin of the company that produced it !

 

[Slippery Seagull]

Have we got seat side bins at the Amex. Cool

 

[Discodoktor]

I also have a complaint. It is utterly confusing .. not only does it come in a cd case when it's clearly not a cd but to make matters worse it's called a season 'ticket' Imagine my embarrassment when I phoned up the club saying it hadn't arrived. I wonder just how many fans have also had this issue? Millions no doubt!

 

[John Bumlick]

I also have a complaint. It is utterly confusing .. not only does it come in a cd case when it's clearly not a cd but to make matters worse it's called a season 'ticket' Imagine my embarrassment when I phoned up the club saying it hadn't arrived. I wonder just how many fans have also had this issue? Millions no doubt!

not sure if you're joking or retarded...

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

So do you have to place the smartcard down your boxers and wave around the crown jewels when arriving at the turnstiles ?

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

I dont carry a wallet so I'm gonna sellotape mine to my forehead and head butt the turnstyle!

I think thats only allowed up in Scotland.

 

[Hiney]

so many fools on this board bite so easily...........................

f*** off

 

[Seagull kimchi]

^^^^^

Spat beer and choked.

Such language from a pope.

 

[Discodoktor]

I dont carry a wallet so I'm gonna sellotape mine to my forehead and head butt the turnstyle!

I would suggest Velcro instead of Sellotape that way you can change your card depending on what you doing that day. For instance you could swap it for your library card or swimming card. Warning though don't use your credit card because apparently your bank won't refund you for stolen details, well not if it's nat west, take my word for it.

 

[Seagull Steve]

Buying beer in the ground will be interesting
"Pint of BEER please!"
"Can I see your swipe card?"
*SMACK*
"oops sorry!"

They could have you doing it live on the big screens as half time entertainment.

 

[magoo]

Christ. I am surprised you won the swim for life

out of all those millions of sperm...

 

[DanielT]

It's called a Smart Card ffs! Looks like some ppl may not even qualify to carry one...

Well I asked it some fairly easy questions and it didn't answer any of them