Girls - stupid?

[pasty]

My wife once said to me "You've got a choice. Brighton effing football club, or me". (I used to go to the occasional home game) I've been divorced seven years, and go to EVERY game home and away. Wife = Washing Ironing f***ing Etc.

Reminds me of that reeeeaaally old joke

Wife : I think you'd rather watch Brighton than make love to me
Husband : I'd rather watch Crystal Palace than make love to you

 

[smudge]

An ex actually said to me once "I'm sure you love Brighton more than you love me" so I had to reply, (yes you've guessed) "I love Palace more than you!"

It's true I tell thee!



I did hear one about an Essex girl who was trapped under the twin towers. A rescue worker eventually reached her & said, "Where are you bleeding from?"

She replied, "I'm from bleeding Romford!"

No stop it, no more.

 

[Easy 10]

Got back from an Albion match, and had the following conversation with my dear old nan:

Nan: "So what was the score then ?"
Me: "Nil-Nil"
Nan: "To who ?"

 

[bhafc4eva]

All these stories really indicate the answer to the thread is yes! Women and sport dont mix neither do women and anything with common sense. I reckon a ban from everything barring household chores and shagging should do the job!

 

[Tesco in Disguise]

for the love of god woman stick to dreaming about kittens.

 

[caz99]

All these stories really indicate the answer to the thread is yes! Women and sport dont mix neither do women and anything with common sense. I reckon a ban from everything barring household chores and shagging should do the job!

 

[Northstander]

I always remember a Leeds v Toon Army match and whilst Bellamy was on the ball someone shouts : TACKLE THE LEAK EATIN TWAT!!!

My missus then goes ; do they eat leaks in Newcastle?

*trying not laugh, I politely explained*

 

[looney]

My Mum once said years ago..........
"Which team are England and who does the guy in black play for."

Stupid cow.

 

[SussexHoop]

Not football related but golf. A few years back, I had the pleasure of hitting a hole-in-one.

My mother's response ... 'Is that good then?'
My mother-in-law's ... 'What exactly is a hole-in-one?'

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

All these stories really indicate the answer to the thread is yes! Women and sport dont mix neither do women and anything with common sense. I reckon a ban from everything barring household chores and shagging should do the job!

you dont get much sex do you?

 

[Danny Seagull's Mate]

Ive said before and will say again, women should not be allowed to watch, talk or have anything to do with the beautiful game. They should stick to cooking and ironing at least that is something they have a little more knowledge about!

Hey!!!

The game is even more beutiful when girls go to watch. There are loads of girls out there that are passionate about footy, I'm winning the fantasy football at work by 20 points so far (only girl out of 100 or so men that entered).

Where would you be without us anyway??

 

[Juan Albion]

Women and sport dont mix

Of course they do. You wouldn't want to have to play in dirty, smelly kit would you? And who better to make the halftime sandwiches?

 

[Yorkie]

you dont get much sex do you?

Well said BAG

 

[Robot Chicken]

Of course they do. You wouldn't want to have to play in dirty, smelly kit would you? And who better to make the halftime sandwiches?

Well said Juan Albion

 

[Mr Fridge]

Ive said before and will say again, women should not be allowed to watch, talk or have anything to do with the beautiful game. They should stick to cooking and ironing at least that is something they have a little more knowledge about!

http://icbirmingham.icnetwork.co.uk...mps-kids-for-football-in-spain-name_page.html

about 200 yards from where I sit. (and no I was not one who phoned the police as I try to have as little to do with my neighbours as possible!)

 

[Juan Albion]

Well said Juan Albion

Thank you.

Mind you, I don't get much sex either. Maybe the Bints are onto something here...

 

[Robot Chicken]

Thank you.

Mind you, I don't get much sex either. Maybe the Bints are onto something here...

 

[Donny Osmond]

: I'm winning the fantasy football at work by 20 points so far (only girl out of 100 or so men that entered).

I bet you are only leading the ladies section.

 

[Braders]

My Mum once said years ago..........
"Which team are England and who does the guy in black play for."

Stupid cow.

shes deffo your mum , no matter how much she denies it

 

[Zeitgeist]

shes deffo your mum , no matter how much she denies it

No way. Looney was hatched!.....