Girls - stupid?

[Yorkie]

Thank you.

Mind you, I don't get much sex either. Maybe the Bints are onto something here...

Think about it.

 

[Juan Albion]

Think about it.

Sadly that's all I ever get to do.

 

[magoo]

Hey!!!

The game is even more beutiful when girls go to watch. There are loads of girls out there that are passionate about footy,

YOU'RE RIGHT!

There's nothing better than going to an away game and seeing loads of brighton totty!

 

[Yorkie]

Man to God - Why did you make women so beautiful?

God to man - So you would love them.

Man to God - Why did you make them so dumb?

God to man - So they would love you

 

[Seasider78]

I remember this daft bint from college we were all getting the pizza's in and the guy asked her if she wanted it cut into 6 or eight pieces. She replied 'better make it six I'm not very hungry.......and yes she was blonde!!!!

 

[smudge]

God puts Adam & Eve on Earth & says to Eve, "Whatever you do, don't go in the sea."

A few days later it's red hot & Eve thinks "I need to cool off." So she dives in the sea for a dip.

God notices what's happened & shouts down to Eve, "FFS, I told you not to go in the sea. Now I'll never get the smell off those fish!"

 

[Braders]

God puts Adam & Eve on Earth & says to Eve, "Whatever you do, don't go in the sea."

A few days later it's red hot & Eve thinks "I need to cool off." So she dives in the sea for a dip.

God notices what's happened & shouts down to Eve, "FFS, I told you not to go in the sea. Now I'll never get the smell off those fish!"

heard it before but still laughed

 

[sydney]

anonymous quote" if they didn't have tits we'd hunt 'em" sad but true ,the quote i mean ,not the content , o wekl .... if youll just let me ...