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Napper

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Jul 9, 2003
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How many public toilets do you know of that were closed down as a direct result of George whipping out his Jitterbug around public toilets ? I've not heard of any.

here we go

There were a couple in west sussex that got shut down due to similar acts



Ok , what a fine upstanding member of our community. His mother must be so proud
 




Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
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here we go

There were a couple in west sussex that got shut down due to similar acts



Ok , what a fine upstanding member of our community. His mother must be so proud

Bit vague there Dougal. Can you be more specific ? Is there a news article on it ?
 


Napper

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Jul 9, 2003
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Sussex
Bit vague there Dougal. Can you be more specific ? Is there a news article on it ?

just did a search and you can imagine what websites came up. Need to delete the history now before my Mrs see's it.

Seriously was in the local paper at the time and was fairly big news.
 


Brovion

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Jul 6, 2003
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Bit vague there Dougal. Can you be more specific ? Is there a news article on it ?
No, he's right inasmuch as over the years public toilets have often been closed down due to 'misuse by the public'. Some of that is vandalism and some cottaging.

Bit unfair blaming it ALL on George Michael though!
 










Lady Whistledown

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Jul 7, 2003
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I thought he was in his car when this happened? What have toilets got to do with it?

You know, there's an interesting thing about such lavatorial activities, while we're on the subject. When George Michael got busted that time for "lewd behaviour" in LA, he did mention- on Parky, perhaps??- that he'd been at it for years. I remember wondering how the hell he'd taken that risk for so long, thinking that surely SOMEONE would have recognised him and grassed him up, either to the police or the press.

I mentioned this to a gay friend of mine, and he reckons that an extraordinarily high percentage of the men who engage in public place sexual activity- toilets, Duke's Mound, Hampstead Heath etc, identify themselves as straight (many are married), but are looking for easy sex and getting off on the danger element. Which explains very logically how Michael gets away with it so often, because your average married "straight" man is hardly going to go running to the News of the World to say he's just accidentally been blown by that bloke who used to be in Wham.
 




Beach Hut

Brighton Bhuna Boy
Jul 5, 2003
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Living In a Box
He has previous form on recreational drugs which suggests he either goes to the Priory and sorts himself out otherwise it will happen again.
 


Sir Norman Gull

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Mar 28, 2008
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Just saw it in the news and they had a reporter by the shop that he crashed into. The damage did not seem to have been repaired and some wag had graffiteed the wall with the word 'WHAM' which I thought was mildly amusing.
 


Questions

Habitual User
Oct 18, 2006
25,908
Worthing
I had a text today saying that after 6 weeks in prison he is going to have an arse like a faulty cat flap.



I`d not heard that expression before.
 






Lady Whistledown

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Jul 7, 2003
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He'll only serve half the sentence anyway, and it's not like they'll send him somewhere like Wakefield or Strangeways.

Maybe a week in some Cat B, mostly remand style place, and then a few weeks in a Ford, key's-under-the-mat-help-yourself-to-drugs establishment.
 








Couldn't Be Hyypia

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Nov 12, 2006
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I know he was stoned, but it's not exactly a demolition is it! Iwas expecting something much more dramatic.

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Pavilionaire

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Jul 7, 2003
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I had a text today saying that after 6 weeks in prison he is going to have an arse like a faulty cat flap.

George will LOVE all the gay sex on tap inside. It's his straight cellmate I feel sorry for - a case of "Don't Let The Con Go Down On Me"...
 


wehatepalace

Limbs
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Apr 27, 2004
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George Michael's settled into prison well.
He's already written a song about his skinhead cell mate.
His new single will be called..... Hairless Fister
 








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