George Michael - breaking news

[Icy Gull]

Jailed for 8 weeks for crashing his car whilst under the influence of cannabis?

Might be an interesting stay for such a high profile singer..given his rather lewd behaviour over the years.

 

[Napper]

Hope the pervert gets a right good old fashioned kicking

 

[Art Vs Science]

Pervert?

 

[narly101]

He's probably going to find it quite hard in there, much to his pleasure.

He's releasing a new song to celebrate his incarceration, entitled "Soap me up, before you pogo"

 

[Nathan]

(Freedom) I won't let you down
(Freedom) I will not give you up
(Freedom) Gotta have some faith in the sound
(You've gotta give for what you take) It's the one good thing that I've got

(Freedom) I won't let you down
(Freedom) So please don't give me up
(Freedom) 'cause I would really really love to stick around
(You've gotta give for what you take)

 

[LA1972]

That George is a right nasty piece of work, he will be cutting people up with his homemade shank by Friday, you just watch.

 

[Hiney]

He is alledged to smoke up to 25 joints a day.

He'll have to perform all sorts to get access to those levels of snout.

Wank me off before you go go

 

[The Peanut Roaster]

Is this true, or just a careless whisper?

 

[hart's shirt]

He'll be looking for a father figure inside.

 

[bhaexpress]

Well he'll be out by November so it won't be his last Christmas.

 

[Gritt23]

He could find himself some Fast Love while he's there.

 

[bhaexpress]

He'll need faith, there's always a scramble down to the chapel as it gets cons out of their cells for a couple of hours.

 

[Worthai Seagull]

Hope the pervert gets a right good old fashioned kicking

Exactly, what do you mean ?

 

[Neil]

I expect he will be given the job of picking up the soap in the showers
Probably ARSED for it lol

 

[Don Quixote]

Very talented man.

 

[kevtherev]

Young Guns.......GO FOR IT!!!!!

 

[Napper]

Exactly, what do you mean ?

Hanging around "public" toilets for the devious act of cottaging whilst on drugs which he was nicked for. Many toilets closed down following these acts.

I sense a PC line is due from someone but this isn't great is it, especially if you have Kids

 

[Easy 10]

Well, he was Praying for Time.

 

[Easy 10]

Hanging around "public" toilets for the devious act of cottaging whilst on drugs which he was nicked for. Many toilets closed down following these acts.

I sense a PC line is due from someone but this isn't great is it, especially if you have Kids

How many public toilets do you know of that were closed down as a direct result of George whipping out his Jitterbug around public toilets ? I've not heard of any.

 

[Gwylan]

Many toilets closed down following these acts.

You think that public toilet closures in the UK are due to George Michael? Are you on drugs or something?