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hans kraay fan club

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Mar 16, 2005
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My satnav is programmed with HOME.
It’s a random house 2 streets away😂
Mine, even if they guessed the right entry, still only takes them to the right postcode - which I believe narrows it down to around 80 houses...
 






hans kraay fan club

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ah, did they pay out on your watch, Burberry underpants, socks, shirt, trousers, and George coat, and that 3k you had in your wallet for a rainy day ?
Very clever this - to list a coat from ASDA in your losses, so they don't think you are exaggerating your losses!

Hats off.
 




Bozza

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Jul 4, 2003
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sorry to tell you it is not terminal depression, more likely at your age the onset of alzheimer's
My 12-year-old, 97,000-miles-on-the-clock Honda Civic with some peeling paint illustrates I've since taken the same approach.
 






Albion my Albion

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My satnav is programmed with HOME.
It’s a random house 2 streets away😂

Most of the time I can't find my house when it's programmed correctly.
 














hans kraay fan club

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In 2024 who the f still uses a sat nav🤔
Well I do for one - given that my company car is fitted with a really good one, that updates live, and has never once let me down.

Should I not be then?

Would I be more up to date if I switched that off, used Waze, and balanced my iphone on my knee? :shrug:
 




HeaviestTed

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I think this thread from 2000 and whatever is where the rumours of de zerbi leaving started.
 




Happy Exile

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I think this thread from 2000 and whatever is where the rumours of de zerbi leaving started.
A month before Bozza had his stuff nicked a 24 year old De Zerbi had played in a 4-4 thriller for Foggia away at ASG Nocerina in Italy's Serie C2.

Looks like a fun game. His team were 1-0 down in the first minute, then in a way that feels very...erm...Italian football of the time they scored 4 goals in 15 minutes, including a 4 minute hattrick starting in the 41st minute.

The equalising 3 goals by the home team were then all scored in a 10 minute spell almost immediately after half-time, starting with a penalty.

With goals scored in the 1st, 30th, 41st, 42nd, 45th, 47th, 55th and 57th minutes there's probably an opportunity here for a cheap joke about how many at the Amex would have missed at least 5 of the 8 goals.
 


Justice

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Well I do for one - given that my company car is fitted with a really good one, that updates live, and has never once let me down.

Should I not be then?

Would I be more up to date if I switched that off, used Waze, and balanced my iphone on my knee? :shrug:
You could try a phone holder it is 2024 after all 😏Seriously I thought everyone used their phone for navigation these days.
 


hans kraay fan club

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You could try a phone holder it is 2024 after all 😏Seriously I thought everyone used their phone for navigation these days.
Why would I want to though, if the inbuilt system works just as well?

BTW, because it is indeed 2024 - if I DID want to use Waze, I’d just use CarPlay to display that on the inbuilt screen, so I won’t need your cheap ugly clipped-on phone holder.
 


Albion my Albion

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Why would I want to though, if the inbuilt system works just as well?

BTW, because it is indeed 2024 - if I DID want to use Waze, I’d just use CarPlay to display that on the inbuilt screen, so I won’t need your cheap ugly clipped-on phone holder.

Professional driver and this is what I do except it's on Android Auto.
 




Lady Whistledown

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Jesus.

All I can say is I've mellowed with age, and I drive a significantly older/worse/cheaper car.

Around Barnet, Harrow, and all sorts of places.
 




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