FORTY NOTES QUIZ NIGHT - Thursday 29 June **DETAILS HERE**

[Da Man Clay]

You mean the bloke who didn't collect in our team's sheet?

You just didn't pass it too him, I think only you can be blamed! His names was Douglas BTW Frag.

 

[Edward Scissorhands]

That's the one

I think TLO said his name was Doug.

Grrrrrrrrr

 

[Edward Scissorhands]

You just didn't pass it too him, I think only you can be blamed! His names was Douglas BTW Frag.

I take no responsibility.

It was either Doug's or Kev's fault.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

It was a great night last night, espically the paper chucking war we had. John Boy as usual getting absolutely hammered.

As usual I made a complete tit of myself by first when I went to the toilet the first time, John told me to take a right then a left.

I went down the corridor but got completely lost, so came back and saw a door. I opened it and found out it was the damn kitchen.

Luckily I went back the away I came and found the toilet, then the second time around.

I found the toilets all right but I opened the door for the ladies, I was wondering why there was so many bogs, and I realised I was in the wrong toilet.

Well done TLO for a great night.

 

[Woodchip]

TLO, any idea how much was made last night?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

That French barman was a bit head-mental innit:

Sample conversation between Ned & barman:

Ned: 'Paant of T'Harveys please'

FB: 'ArVEZ? ArVEZ? Wot eez ArVEZ? We av no ArVEZ eer'

Ned: 'Bloody 'ell - paant of t'Tetleys then please'

(barman passes Ned a pint glass two-thirds filled with Tetleys)

Ned: 'Bloody 'ell - Canst tha fill it oop t'tit top - and take t'bloody ice out of it'

(barman fills it up to top)

Ned: 'And a half of cider please'

(barman moseys over to a barrel completely hidden from view beneath a stack of hotel towels - and returns to Ned... a half-pint of Harveys)




Oh, and The Large Boy done good BTW. GRAND entertainment

 

[Basil Fawlty]

That French barman was a bit head-mental innit:

Sample conversation between Ned & barman:

Ned: 'Paant of T'Harveys please'

FB: 'ArVEZ? ArVEZ? Wot eez ArVEZ? We av no ArVEZ eer'

Ned: 'Bloody 'ell - paant of t'Tetleys then please'

(barman passes Ned a pint glass two-thirds filled with Tetleys)

Ned: 'Bloody 'ell - Canst tha fill it oop t'tit top - and take t'bloody ice out of it'

(barman fills it up to top)

Ned: 'And a half of cider please'

(barman moseys over to a barrel completely hidden from view beneath a stack of hotel towels - and returns to Ned... a half-pint of Harveys)




Oh, and The Large Boy done good BTW. GRAND entertainment

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

KEV!!

 

[Basil Fawlty]

KEV!!

TOM!!

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

you look good in shorts kev


i would

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Thank you Tom, espically after John knocked over my Pint of Carlsberg and went all over my bloody shorts, I smelt like a f***ing brewery.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

TOM!!

KEV!

 

[Father Jack]

Kev

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Tom.

 

[Lush]

Alan, Doug, Beatrice, Daisy...



I'm not sure whether to be impressed or scared at how much inconsequential STUFF Gwylan knows.

 

[Bakesy]

Thank you Tom, espically after John knocked over my Pint of Carlsberg and went all over my bloody shorts, I smelt like a f***ing brewery.

JohnBoy knocking peoples pints over again He done that to me in the Tap......he's a menace to society.

 

[Gwylan]

I'm not sure whether to be impressed or scared at how much inconsequential STUFF Gwylan knows.

Oh, be scared, very scared.

 

[The Large One]

Alan, Doug, Beatrice, Daisy...



I'm not sure whether to be impressed or scared at how much inconsequential STUFF Gwylan knows.

But... you won when you were a team of SEVEN.

 

[dougdeep]

It was either Doug's or Kev's fault.

But I wasn't there.