Football Agents.

[PILTDOWN MAN]

Actually I think you have a point. I've just looked at the website of New Era and it lists these services:

Insurances
Relocation assistance
House purchasing
Overseas Property
Holidays
Mobile phone and technology assistance
Technology consultants
Jewellery specialists
Tailor-made suit specialists
Car purchase & Car Leasing

And I reckon I'd struggle with all of these services. I mean, how on earth does one book a holiday? Or hire a car? Or use a mobile phone? And every footballer needs a jewellery specialist.

Especially given that the have so little time on their hands. They do work such long hours poor souls.

 

[JCL - the new kid in town]

Actually I think you have a point. I've just looked at the website of New Era and it lists these services:

Insurances
Relocation assistance
House purchasing
Overseas Property
Holidays
Mobile phone and technology assistance
Technology consultants
Jewellery specialists
Tailor-made suit specialists
Car purchase & Car Leasing

And I reckon I'd struggle with all of these services. I mean, how on earth does one book a holiday? Or hire a car? Or use a mobile phone? And every footballer needs a jewellery specialist.

No tattoo advisor, I think I see a hole in the market.....

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

No tattoo advisor, I think I see a hole in the market.....

Good spot. You're hired.