Following on from the 'Can we stop all the disgusting threads please?' thread...

[rool]

You'd think so, yes. Why would anyone CHOOSE to wipe their arse standing up?

Absolutely. The toilet seat is designed to part the cheeks.

 

[Badger]

You'd think so, yes. Why would anyone CHOOSE to wipe their arse standing up?

I ALWAYS wipe whilst standing up...

 

[JBizzleBeard]

I've noticed that I have started using the anti splash method at home when usually it was just for when I was at work etc.

 

[The Large One]

7:30 every morning for me.

open the window, shut the door.

... and let the poor bastards on the street below get it.

 

[Phat Baz 68]

You asked for it!!

That is the most truly f***ing disgusting website i have ever been on !!!
I shall now be taking pictures of "friends i have dropped off at the pool" and entering them on here daily thanks to you !!!!!!

 

[Kumquat]

Mine was a two-parter. Just been back for the second instalment which like a two-part episode of Midsomer Murders, got very messy towards the end. The can paper at work is somewhat sub-standard and I found myself "shaking hands with the french"

 

[Phat Baz 68]

Semi hard "Thora Hirds" this a.m too much Pokey Pola yesterday night i think !!!!

 

[narly101]

First bomb-bay opening of the day at 0850hrs at work. Made a schoolboy error in not checking for suitable stock of toilet paper, and had to waddle into the adjacent trap, trousers round ankles (luckily no-one else in the toilet at that time of the day) to finish off. Luckily the home made chilli and bottle of wine hadn't made it through yet, so a pleasingly clean rusty sheriffs badge this morning. Only needed a one-fold two ply wipe (no scrunching for me).

 

[Bladders]

That's me empty for another day.

 

[NickBHAFC18]

I think it's just me that does this as it is quite weird,

But when I'm having a poop and I've finished, I lean forward and scoop my crown jewels out the way and have a peek beneath the under carriage. Sometimes I'll find big bits of poop still attached to my bum hairs. Now, this can lead to a messy wipe, so I tap the top of my bum repeatedly until the poop falls off my hairs leaving the way for a cleaner and less messy wipe.

Anyone else?

 

[jaywalker]

Come on-Man U fans deserve a thread too.

 

[Woodchip]

With the all the Palace threads going on I thought they'd feel at home with some shit.

Oh, and I'm still brewing mine. Reckon it will be matured in about an hour.

 

[csider]

I'm waiting til later, let it cook some more.