Following on from the 'Can we stop all the disgusting threads please?' thread...

[The Large One]

... how was your first Dump of the Day today?

Bit of a big bad boulder for me, needed some persuasion for a safe exeunt. Splash-free, and not much folded (as opposed to scrunched) crapping paper involved.

All good in the end.

You...?

 

[Hillian1]

Messy, very messy.

 

[NickBHAFC18]

Tried to release at 7.10 before I left for work today, but it wasn't having any of it. Arrived at work at 8.20 and...well....had to take a 3 minute rest afterwards to get my vision back

 

[Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo]

I've not had mine yet, going to keep one brewing so I can take a extra long dump at work. Something special about taking a dump at work as you are pretty much being paid to poo at that moment.

 

[Bladders]

I actually ran out of toilet paper trying the folding method last night ( you can read how I got on in the Bottom Wiping thread)

...........so this morning I had to hop into the office at home and use some VDU/Telephone wipes. Slightly burnt and my nether regions kind of smell like a permanent marker now.

Was very disturbing for the rest of the family to see me like that.

 

[Kumquat]

Just about to enter the trap doors. My bowels are making funny whiny noises, so I'm not optimistic, but I'll update you shortly.

 

[tottenhamseagull]

I actually ran out of toilet paper trying the folding method last night ( you can read how I got on in the Bottom Wiping thread)

...........so this morning I had to hop into the office at home and use some VDU/Telephone wipes. Slightly burnt and my nether regions kind of smell like a permanent marker now.

Was very disturbing for the rest of the family to see me like that.

 

[Simster]

I checked into trap two at 8.49am to deliver a baby of my own, before actually taking my seat at my desk.

No problems, folding method was put to good use and I did wonder how anyone could possibly wipe thoroughly whilst standing up. This seems a ludicrous idea to me.

 

[Kumquat]

Just about to enter the trap doors. My bowels are making funny whiny noises, so I'm not optimistic, but I'll update you shortly.

Would have made an interesting dutch smile……...

 

[Badger]

I think I'm a good hour away from my morning dump, I had chilli con carne for dinner last night so I'm expecting something explosive.

 

[rool]

I'm a regular at 13:25 pm

 

[The Large One]

I think I'm a good hour away from my morning dump, I had chilli con carne for dinner last night so I'm expecting something explosive.

Don't let it brew so long that you end up waddling to the potty like Clyde the Orang-Utan.

 

[rool]

I did wonder how anyone could possibly wipe thoroughly whilst standing up. This seems a ludicrous idea to me.

I think this can result in shit crumbs on the toilet seat.

 

[Badger]

Don't let it brew so long that you end up waddling to the potty like Clyde the Orang-Utan.

It's early days, minimal signs so far but I know it's lurking.

 

[Benson]

Nothing to see here as yet . . .

 

[Stat Brother]

I'm currently playing the dangerous game of:-

'How much house work can I do, while needing a pooh'.

I find it occupies my mind, and keeps me motivated.
This distraction is costing me time.

 

[Benson]

 

[Silk]

7:30 every morning for me.

open the window, shut the door.

 

[Simster]

I think this can result in shit crumbs on the toilet seat.

You'd think so, yes. Why would anyone CHOOSE to wipe their arse standing up?

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

You asked for it!!