[Football] Flares and banger

[trueblue]

What's the collective noun for a group of Nigels?

A twunt.

 

[Weststander]

What's the collective noun for a group of Nigels?

100 Nigel's = 0.5 of a wit

 

[Guinness Boy]

Don’t the look so menacing

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I dunno. This guy. This guy is...........terrifying #LockUpYourGrannies

 

[Westdene Seagull]

What annoys me more than anything else about this is that prior to getting to my Upper East seat I was searched (pat down), then the magic wand whisked over me and finally asked to remove my hat. I carry a Lipsil which is about the size of a small flare, but never asked what it is. Does anyone carry an inhaler which is a lot larger and if so do you get asked what it is?

At away games it's just as bad. Leeds had 2 dogs checking everyone. So how did they manage to get these fireworks into the Amex?
Don't get me wrong, I'm all for security at any large event and the last thing we need is some idiot with a bomb. So if there are dogs looking for explosives, why did the dogs not find them?

I carry an inhaler and it's only been picked up once all season using the wands ( wasn't there last night though so no idea if they had better wands in play ).

 

[heavysoul]

I carry an inhaler and it's only been picked up once all season using the wands ( wasn't there last night though so no idea if they had better wands in play ).

The wand detected my sandwich in foil before the West Ham game. I went for the less environmentally friendly clingfilm last night

 

[maresfield seagull]

What annoys me more than anything else about this is that prior to getting to my Upper East seat I was searched (pat down), then the magic wand whisked over me and finally asked to remove my hat. I carry a Lipsil which is about the size of a small flare, but never asked what it is. Does anyone carry an inhaler which is a lot larger and if so do you get asked what it is?

At away games it's just as bad. Leeds had 2 dogs checking everyone. So how did they manage to get these fireworks into the Amex?
Don't get me wrong, I'm all for security at any large event and the last thing we need is some idiot with a bomb. So if there are dogs looking for explosives, why did the dogs not find them?

Inhalers generally contain metal So set the detectors off

 

[GT49er]

What annoys me more than anything else about this is that prior to getting to my Upper East seat I was searched (pat down), then the magic wand whisked over me and finally asked to remove my hat. I carry a Lipsil which is about the size of a small flare, but never asked what it is. Does anyone carry an inhaler which is a lot larger and if so do you get asked what it is?

At away games it's just as bad. Leeds had 2 dogs checking everyone. So how did they manage to get these fireworks into the Amex?
Don't get me wrong, I'm all for security at any large event and the last thing we need is some idiot with a bomb. So if there are dogs looking for explosives, why did the dogs not find them?

They're bottle-top detecting dogs, aren't they?

 

[WATFORD zero]

The wand detected my sandwich in foil before the West Ham game. I went for the less environmentally friendly clingfilm last night

Your sandwich ?

 

[A1X]

What's the collective noun for a group of Nigels?

A classroom

 

[Motogull]

What's the collective noun for a group of Nigels?

A Beast Wing.

 

[Paulie Gualtieri]

What's the collective noun for a group of Nigels?

Community service?

 

[veuve]

After there bed sheet shenanigans at the welly that should be there new nickname the bedsheets.

 

[Dinner with Gotsmanov]

What's the collective noun for a group of Nigels?

A disgrace?

 

[wellquickwoody]

I dunno. This guy. This guy is...........terrifying #LockUpYourGrannies

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What’s the Large One doing undercover?

 

[Algernon]

I dunno. This guy. This guy is...........terrifying #LockUpYourGrannies

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"You stupid woman"

 

[Justice]

The steward said remove your hat before entry no problem, passed the turnstile put hat back on and female steward had a fit screaming at me I can’t put hat back on for another 3m WTF

 

[AK74]

This never gets old.

Lidl bag full of pyro.

 

[Guinness Boy]

"You stupid woman"

“Listen very carefully, I will say this only once……………f**k off Nigel”

 

[monty uk]

There was singing from the away section?

Could quite clearly hear a chorus of Boom Bang a Bang.