First McCann 'joke'?

[Bozza]

I'm not sure I've seen any others yet...

There is a new hire car out in Portugal. It's a small car and if you can't get all your kids inside you can fit one in the boot. It's called the Renault McCann.

 

[Scotty Mac]

thats sick

 

[Leekbrookgull]

VERY FUNNY.

 

[Bozza]

It's pretty poor, isn't it? Very badly worded.

Besides this particular example though, isn't it unusual for something to have gone on for this long without a flurry of poor taste jokes circulating about it?

 

[Tom Bombadil]

It's pretty poor, isn't it? Very badly worded.

Besides this particular example though, isn't it unusual for something to have gone on for this long without a flurry of poor taste jokes circulating about it?

That's because she's a bloomin saint who's being fitted up by johhny foreigner.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Better than the Pavaroti text 'jokes' - every single one of which was along the lines of tenor (tenner)

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

Oooh. Child murder jokes. Not always too well received. Whilst people will happily text racist, sexist or otherwise tasteless jokes around, when it involves kids they don't seem to want to know. I'll text it to my wife and see what she thinks. Bearing in mind that she gets jokes from people that I would blush at repeating in the pub....

 

[Springal]

Whats worse than letting Michael Jackson baby sit your kids?



















Letting the McCanns take them on holiday.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

How does Michael Jackson finish off his dinner parties?





Passes round the under-eights

 

[Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo]

That can't be that bad, I've told mumsie the two McCann jokes on here and she smiled, she normally finds stuff like that tasteless.

 

[crasher]

Better than the Pavaroti text 'jokes' - every single one of which was along the lines of tenor (tenner)

Except the one about the hearse at his funeral. Which was, apparently, a Nissan Dormer.

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

Told the wife. She stormed off to bed telling me it was "tastless". Looks like I'm going without a shag tonight then.

Cheers NSC.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Except the one about the hearse at his funeral. Which was, apparently, a Nissan Dormer.

 

[Papak]

Not strictly a joke gut Googling "MILF mccann" brings up a suprisingly high number of relevant hits.....

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Not strictly a joke gut Googling "MILF mccann" brings up a suprisingly high number of relevant hits.....

'Kate McCann is without doubt a MILF. (I would. Wouldn't let her near my kids, mind). '

So it does.

 

[The Wookiee]

Whats the difference between Madeleine McCann and a Ferrari ?

Gerry McCann has not got a Ferrari locked away in his garage

 

[Lokki 7]

Still my favourite post on this subject from a few days ago...

MILF - Murderer I'd Like To f***

QUOTE]

 

[Les Biehn]

Except she's not fit.

 

[Tooting Gull]

MILF - also the Moro Islamic Liberation Front. FACT.

 

[Lokki 7]

MILF - also the Moro Islamic Liberation Front. FACT.

"Mohagher Iqbal, MILF information officer and chief negotiator, said had the military listened to them, the incident in Albarka (Tipo-Tipo), Basilan, where 14 Marine soldiers were killed, 10 of them beheaded, could have been avoided".

No sorry, they just don't do it for me Toots but each to their own.