Film titles that would be IMPROVED by adding, removing or channging ONE letter

[Barrel of Fun]

Twelve Honkeys - An Deep South American film that caused a huge uproar and was banned from every country.

 

[Captain Haddock]

Run Zola Run - everyone's favourite pint-sized Gianfranco is in a race against the clock to spread joy and happiness before time runs out
Willa Wonka & The Chocolate Fat Tory - 5 lucky kids win golden tickets to see the magical world of bloating political dinosaurs chomping on their favourite parliamentary snacks!

 

[pasty]

Wind in the pillows

 

[Captain Haddock]

The English Patent - Ralph Fiennes play an inventor during WWII who devises a brilliant gadget to save the world...only he's burnt his face off in the process
The Long Good Frida - an East-End gangster reminisces about the tall Mexican lady whose charms besotted him so
Mississippi Burping - two journo's investigating a race-motivated lynching find their Cola-based purchases from the service station are a bit on the gassy side
Brighton Rack - crime drama set in the backstreet titty bars of good ole Brighty!
Oman Holiday - Audrey Hepburn and Gregory Peck find the Middle East isn't for them
The Magnificent Severn - a man attempts to rouse 6 fellow horsemen to ride with him to the banks of the river to enjoy the views...and maybe see off some sort of danger if they have time.

 

[sams dad]

You've really given this some thought Captain Haddock.
Good work

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

The Italian Lob - a movie about a tennis player from Rome
Friday the 14th - a slasher movie about a vicious killer who turns up a day late, only to find his victims have gone home

 

[xenophon]

Twelve Donkeys

 

[xenophon]

28 Leeks Later

 

[xenophon]

Betty Flue

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

Ben Her - a gladatorial flick about a woman trapped in a mans body

 

[xenophon]

Tool Hand Luke

 

[xenophon]

Sid and Fancy

 

[brakespear]

The Dork Knight.

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

Cockfail - Tom Cruise plays a barman with impotence

 

[xenophon]

The Hambusters

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

Licence to Pill - James Bond becomes a drug dealer

 

[Scoffers]

Brighton Cock

 

[Last Summer]

Stand by Men
The Cock
Ghost Shit
The Bone
Open Waiter
School of Cock
Without a piddle
Jawhead
The Cummy
The Scorpion Ring
Tropic Chunder

 

[Meade's Ball]

Enter The Drag One -Bruce Lee wrestles with the idea that one of the three women he can choose from to chop to orgasm is in fact a geezer. He reckons it's the muscular black one with the funk-filled headphones, but can't be sure. He also knows that there is a million dollars waiting for him if in fact the one he wanks off is carrying lead.

Fist of Furry -Bruce Lee plays a teenager who discovers he has inherited the lycanthropic ways of his comically-faced father. He becomes enraged when discovering that his sudden arousal to the much-wanted theatrical opposite sex is down to his genetic monstrousness and memorable dance routine, but nothing to do with the charming small-bodied ordinary guy he once was. Lee makes headmaster of local school wet himself.

 

[El Presidente]

Starship Droopers: A group of crack space marines go to a planet and can't get a stiffy any more.

Dr Bo: James Bond fights the evil empire of Craig David, Michael Jackson and Scary Spice who threaten to blow up New York

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