Film titles that would be IMPROVED by adding, removing or channging ONE letter

[Last Summer]

The Lust of the Mohican's - Lewes goes around waving his tomahawk to local residents.

 

[Collar Feeler]

I detect a rather queer theme:

Having private ryan
The longest gay

 

[Scoffers]

My personal favourite...look closely, Luke Skywalker looks a lot like ....

 

[Lewes' best seagull]

Hairy potter- a young but very hairy wizard struggles to think of a spell to get rid of body hair and tries to defeat Lord Foldermort.

 

[Collar Feeler]

Boy Story
Schindlers Lisp

 

[Guy Fawkes]

The thong - Scientists in the Antarctic are confronted by a shape-shifting Thong that kills people.

 

[Guy Fawkes]

A rivet runs through it - Two spot welding sons of a Presbyterian minister--one reserved, one rebellious--grow up in rural Montana

 

[Guy Fawkes]

All quilt on the Western front - A young soldier faces profound disillusionment in the soul-destroying horror of World War I after discovering the battlesfield is made of duvets.

 

[Guy Fawkes]

White father - Western, The story of the peace mission from the US cavalry to the Cheyenne Indians in Wyoming during the 1870s. The mission is threatened when one the officers falls for the chief's daughter

 

[Guy Fawkes]

Chin reaction - Two researchers involved a plastic surgery project are put on the run when they are framed for murder and treason, starring Keano Reeves and Morgan Freeman

 

[Guy Fawkes]

Hairplane - An airplane crew takes ill during a flight and loses all of their hair. Surely the only person capable of landing the plane is an ex-pilot afraid to fly. But don't call him Shirley.

 

[The Brighton Bear]

End of gays.

 

[Stumpy Tim]

Toy Tory - a biographical picture on HB&B's life

Jews - a shark goes round MUNCHING Nazi's

Forrest Dump - a man caught short fights his way to the trees to take a shit

 

[Alex Alex Dawson oo! oo!]

Catch 21

The Lavender Hill Gob

The Jizz Singer

Curry on up the Khyber

 

[Captain Haddock]

Chintown - in this neo-noir thriller, Jack Nicholson plays a private eye attempting to unravel the mystery of why everyone in town looks like either Jimmy Hill or Griff Rhys Jones!

Jackie Blown - Pam Grier is: "JACKIE BLOWN"! Samuel L and Bob De Niro takes turns to pleasure the delicious Jackie....described from various viewpoints and time lapses.







God, I need to get to bed!!!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

T.w.a.t

 

[Lady Whistledown]

My Bi Fag Geek Wedding

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Dude, Where's My Cat
The Big Sheep
CowLand

 

[xenophon]

Bunfight at the O.K. Corral

 

[El Presidente]

Bi Trouble in Little China

The Last Mouse on the Left

Lady and the Ramp