Film 2008

[Uncle Spielberg]

Because its fun, you know fun, heard of it

 

[CHAPPERS]

I'm TRYING to watch the Life Aquatic at the moment but it's so SLOW that it's taking me a few sittings. I might even give up on it.

 

[Nibble]

f***ing GET OVER YOURSELF

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I am working through my Hitchcock collection in chunks each night, seen Rear Window 8.6, Marnie 7.6 , Frenzy 7.7, The Birds 8.7, Vertigo 8.3 , The Man Who Knew Too Much 7.9

 

[Nibble]

Nibble is so far up his own backside that he cannot see anything. Its all about worthy films, art house films, films that make him sound important in the pub when he discusses them and everyone else looks into space without a fecking clue what he is on about. You see populist films Nibble despises infact he feels sorry for the likes of me and you for going to see them, he is above these sort of films, he must be an absolute riot of fun being around him.

Actually I like very few Arthouse stuff. In fact i quite enjoyed Rambo 4 at the weekend. I'm just winding you up US much the same as you do to me so please don't take it so personally. I could get wound up about the Hinge & Brackett stuff but I know you don't mean it personally and neither do I.

 

[Nibble]

You don't really get films do you?

In what sense? If you mean do I like children's films then no, I don't get them or like them. If you mean I don't like fun films then you couldn't be more wrong. it is a misconception to think that I only like so called worthy films just because I rib US about ET and other kids films.

 

[Easy 10]

I watched CARS the other night (the Pixar one) and really enjoyed it. Quite fancied the little blue Porsche as well.

7.4

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Actually I like very few Arthouse stuff. In fact i quite enjoyed Rambo 4 at the weekend. I'm just winding you up US much the same as you do to me so please don't take it so personally. I could get wound up about the Hinge & Brackett stuff but I know you don't mean it personally and neither do I.

Don't worry Nibble. I still love you and Les.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

The Dark Knight is the one to see. WALL.E is meant to be a bit special as well.

 

[Nibble]

Don't worry Nibble. I still love you and Les.

Thanks man! last day at work for a week. I am off to Sunny Dusseldorf for a Stag do so I shall be relying upon you to inform me of all the films I should avoid upon my return! .

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Nibble wear a condom.

 

[Nibble]

Nibble wear a condom.

All the time?

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Yes, be sensible, do not get pissed and avail yourself to the many local brothels who offer bareback and anal services.

 

[Nibble]

Yes, be sensible, do not get pissed and avail yourself to the many local brothels who offer bareback and anal services.

I have never had occasion to enter a whore or a brothel, not even in Amsterdam but I am planning on meeting some locals!

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Is Leslie Biehn attending this function ?.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Cor, you get to have one of them MASSIVE beers they have in Germany. I love them.

 

[Nibble]

Cor, you get to have one of them MASSIVE beers they have in Germany. I love them.

that's right. had many in Berlin. There is a huge beer, music and food festival when we are there. It is about 3 square miles. Bitberger beer and lots of it please!

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Dusseldorf Girls, Dusseldorf Women, Dusseldorf Babes at Matchmaker.com

I have done some research for you Nibble free of charge as your kindly surrogate Uncle.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Track down Lisa 1981 is my advice Nibble.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

softkiss 1987 could also do a job.