Film 2008

[Nibble]

You're both well bent.

At least I could respect you when you had the courage of your convictions.

You have never respected me.

 

[Les Biehn]

You have never respected me.

I don't respect anything that isn't human and as you can't decide which gender you are I simply don't categorise you as a human.

 

[Easy 10]

We're gonna need a bigger thread...

 

[Trufflehound]

Group hug, anyone?

 

[Man of Harveys]

Nothing personal and no offence of course but I think the idea of NSC's film expert being someone who dislikes any films with any evidence of brains in them is actually a very funny concept - it sort-of reminds me of the grumpy children's entertainer in Hi-Di-Hi who can't stand kids.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Coupled with the fact that his idol has effectively ruined modern cinema single handedly.


















































Only joking.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Coupled with the fact that his idol has effectively ruined modern cinema single handedly.


















































Only joking.

You, you...holocaust-denying Desert Orchid-fellating BULLY, you!

 

[Pevenseagull]

loving the areas chaps

can somebody identify themselves as a suitable candidate for a bitch fight

 

[Nibble]

I don't respect anything that isn't human and as you can't decide which gender you are I simply don't categorise you as a human.

You are a bloody weirdo. Im going to live with US.

 

[Les Biehn]

You are a bloody weirdo. Im going to live with US.

Finally.

 

[MattBackHome]

Nothing personal and no offence of course but I think the idea of NSC's film expert being someone who dislikes any films with any evidence of brains in them is actually a very funny concept...

...like the concept of our resident tipster knowing f***-all about tipping!

 

[Captain Haddock]

Kermode was so excited about this film he must have had an erection. Apparently it is " an astonishing piece of work " and he was " totally mesmarised ". He is in the Les, Nibble and Meade school of hi brow psuedo intellectural arthouse lets have a wank thought of cinema.

Yes they do have standards, intellect and taste, yes.

 

[Captain Haddock]

When you look at US' list from IMDB it does remind you of how many magnificent films have been made


I f***ing love movies


Far more than I love arguing about movies



that said, 'There Will Be Blood' is worth the entire career of Michael Bay multiplied by the entire career of George Lucas multiplied by the entire career of Joe Dante

Top man....I quite agree! Don't know what the hell The Matrix (absolute crap apart from visual innovations at the time), American History X (steady on there!) and Eternal Sunshine (over-rated imho) are doin' there. Have seen all 50 and there's some DAMN good viewing to be had from that little lot!

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Chaps

I love you all.

Each to their own. I respect everyone's opinion but I must warn that anyone that does not give

INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL will be sent a soiled pair of my underpants which my Dog, Harold likes to salivate and drool over in the post.

Kind Regards.

US

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Anyone who does not give INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGODN OF THE CRYTSLL SKULL , 5 stars or at least 9.0 will be sent a soiled pair of Retriever salivated underpants.

No one in Brighton can hear you scream.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Shit I spelt it wrong again !. I am going to bed.

 

[Pevenseagull]

Shit I spelt it wrong again !. I am going to bed.

There Will Be Sleep


thank f***







re 'Jones' 4, if it's as good or better that the first we are living in charmed times

if it's better than the third but not as good as the first we are lucky and will have fun

if it's worse than the third but better than the second we're happy and have had a decent night out

if it's worse than the second we will wish it had not been made


with regards these matters I am the law

 

[The Large One]

Steven Spielberg is a cunt. And that's the end of it.

 

[Easy 10]

Steven Spielberg is a cunt. And that's the end of it.

Whoa there big man. Slow down. Back off. Without Steven Spielberg, there would be no Back to the Future.

You might want to remember that before you start chucking remarks like that around.

 

[Pevenseagull]

Steven Spielberg is a cunt. And that's the end of it.

he's not as bad as Bono, can we turn this into a rant about him?