Female person on the line tomorrow.

[Deleted User X18H]

I'm guessing you're very single or rather hoping you are with that ridiculous sexist attitude! You do realise what century you're living in don't you!?

Whoosh. (Here's one Ernie)

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Oh my god...I literally cannot believe what I'm reading...

I know.

She'll turn up late - delayed kick off for sure.
Further delayed while she texts her mates about TOWIE or some such thing.
If it rains she'll no doubt insist on running the line indoors.
Some sort of Christmas delivery is bound to turn at the Amex this afternoon, which she'll insist on checking for half an hour before she signs for it.
Oh dear!

 

[Daffy Duck]

Well I don't think women should be allowed anywhere near a football ground.

And certainly not on a forum like this one!

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

I'm guessing you're very single or rather hoping you are with that ridiculous sexist attitude! You do realise what century you're living in don't you!?

You do realise this is a MANS forum for talking about manly pursuits like watching men with brightly coloured uniforms running around in a field and kissing each other.

No place for women there.

 

[Daffy Duck]

You do realise this is a MANS forum for talking about manly pursuits like watching men with brightly coloured uniforms running around in a field and kissing each other.

No place for women there.

I agree with that. In fact I feel so strongly about it that I'm not going to turn up at the game today.
Instead I will be going shopping to get myself some nice high-heels and a bottle of perfume.

 

[KJP]

I know.

She'll turn up late - delayed kick off for sure.
Further delayed while she texts her mates about TOWIE or some such thing.
If it rains she'll no doubt insist on running the line indoors.
Some sort of Christmas delivery is bound to turn at the Amex this afternoon, which she'll insist on checking for half an hour before she signs for it.
Oh dear!

Don't forget that she will need to redo her make up at least 5 times per half due to the rain causing it to run

 

[OSRGull]

Why can't we have Sian Massey, she's actually half decent looking...

That's generous!

 

[Thunder Bolt]

What's the difference between racism and sexism?

 

[Arthur]

What's the difference between racism and sexism?

3 letters?