Favourite saying from so call footie experts?

[WhingForPresident]

“To stay in the game, you have to stay in the game”- Michael Owen, 2014

 

[keaton]

That Joey Barton talks sense

 

[rogersix]

ooh, just the wrong side of the post. unless of course you support... yeah; we get it, you halfwit

 

[Hillian1]

My word.

 

[Everest]

“What a feeling it is to be a manager and bring someone on.”- Michael Owen, 2014

or even better

"What a feeling it is to be a manager and pull someone off"

 

[brightn'ove]

"He couldn't have hit it any better"

As it sails past the post.

"If anything, he's hit it TOO well"

 

[brightn'ove]

"Ian holloway is hilarious"

 

[Return of the Rev]

Goals will be important today

 

[keaton]

or even better

"What a feeling it is to be a manager and pull someone off"

Probably apocryhal (sp)
It has been reported that the England manager Alf Ramsey told Rodney Marsh "I'll be watching you for the first 45 minutes and if you don't work harder I'll pull you off at half time," to which Marsh replied: "Crikey, Alf, at Manchester City all we get is an orange and a cup of tea."

 

[Return of the Rev]

probably apocryhal (sp)
it has been reported that the england manager alf ramsey told rodney marsh "i'll be watching you for the first 45 minutes and if you don't work harder i'll pull you off at half time," to which marsh replied: "crikey, alf, at manchester city all we get is an orange and a cup of tea."

and i don't think rodney featured again after that remark

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

"The next goal will be important".

 

[scwiffy]

Absolutely anything Mark Lawrenson says.

 

[edna krabappel]

Absolutely anything Mark Lawrenson says

https://vine.co/v/MeMjJhO2K0F

 

[Bladders]

''He's not the type of player to go down easy / unless he's really hurt''

 

[brightn'ove]

''He's not the type of player to go down easy / unless he's really hurt''

similarly "hes not that type of player" after flying into a challenge two footed and snapping the other player's leg.

 

[keaton]

I find ITV insanely pro-English club commentary grating

 

[pasty]

I find ITV insanely pro-English club commentary grating

You don't need the words "pro-English club commentary" in that statement.

 

[scwiffy]

https://vine.co/v/MeMjJhO2K0F

My heart sank after seeing that the other night. The guy is like the worlds most embarrassing dad.

The amount of tumble weed "jokes" he makes during games are unbearable.

Lawrenson & Hansens analysis is that the team who won were better, where that is simply not the case 50% of the time, i swear they just come in, look at the other results and decide there and then what their going to say.

As a side note its amazing how MOTD are replacing piss poor pundits with more piss poor pundits. I swear the only two people with any valid points are Dixon & Keown.

 

[Badger]

I find ITV insanely pro-English club commentary grating

I like to try and guess which minute they'll mention THAT final in '99.