Fat Cow from Wife Swap wants to be a chat show host

[Uncle Spielberg]

That Fat Cow from Wife Swap wants to be a chat show host !. She seems to think she is some sort of celebrity now and was on Kilroy this morning trying to justify and failing dismally her state benefits. She actually looked as if she had had a wash and had a new haircut and new clothes presumably grooming herself as they new " Parkinson " NOT.

That couple get the equivalent of £ 52000 per annum for themselves and their 8 ugly brats and she now wants to have her sterilization reversed at a cost of £ 4000 as she wants a 9th child.

She could not understand although the whole audience were against her that the state should not have to pick the tab up.

She said that when they had 6 they thought about stopping but wanted a 7th and that was her right and the state should support her.

She gets a lot of money as 2 children have chronic asthma which she would not want on any parent but they smoke 420 cigarettes a week in the household between them !.

The kids should be taken into care imho.

 

[Braders]

am i the only one who doesn't watch wife swap?

 

[CHAPPERS]

I still haven't seen this episode and raelly don't want to, sounds like the most depressing thing ever.

If they reverse her sterilisation I will personally go and kick her in the fanny, i'm sorry if anyone finds this offensive but i don't care.

 

[Eddie the Seagull]

Wife swap - classic tv.

I couldn't believe either that she gets the salary equivilent of £1000 a WEEK!

I'm off out now to father 8 kids!

 

[tinx]

I watche dthe rerun and it was very depressing, sad that people can live in that way I felt so sorry for th ekids, she was horrible.

 

[Eastleigh Seagull]

My missus called me at work this morning because she was watching Kilroy and was getting so wound up at this sponging bitch that she was about to destroy our living room. It is just the attitude of 'the world owes me a living' that gets me.

 

[GUNTER]

I feel sorry for those poor kids.

She is as thick as 10 day old custard and he is a dole cheating sponger. Swap them for some asylum seekers, it will cost us less money!

 

[Hiney]

Why do the media persist in making celebrities out of these people.

I haven't got a problem with anyone who is 'plucked from obscurity' and then makes it, but for this revolting fat hag to try and gain some celebrity from behaviour that is discraceful to say the least, makes me want to puke.

I watched the original episode and couldn't believe what i was seeing.

They need locking up, wankers!

 

[Yorkie]

It will be a 9 day wonder like Maureen from Driving School

Next year it will be someone else.

What is so scary is that there are many many people like this family

 

[Faldo]

I still haven't seen this episode and raelly don't want to, sounds like the most depressing thing ever.

If they reverse her sterilisation I will personally go and kick her in the fanny, i'm sorry if anyone finds this offensive but i don't care.

I'll race you - although after 8 kids it'll probably take a two of us just to touch the sides!

Shes a twat!

 

[Stoaty Ferret]

Burn her and burn her face first...

 

[jonnyboylennon]

On the front of one of the papers theres a story regarding her neighbours wanting them out the area!

I bet her neighbours are all the same anyway!

 

[Brovion]

It's funny, when a stupid person is doing something they're secretly ashamed of they either say "I'm just doing my job" or "It's my right".

Without wishing to sound like a far-right Tory MP "Rights" work both ways. She also has "Responsibilities".

 

[Harold]

Wonder what her Kilroy appearance fee was...no matter, I expect it was immediately declared and deducted from her forthcoming benefits...

hmmmm.

 

[Raphael Meade]

dole scum. pure and simple.

 

[simon swagbag]

I would like to see her as a Chat Show host, if only for a pilot episode.
Could you imagine what guests would agree to go on?
Could you imagine what questions she would ask of her guests, assuming she had no help from researchers & no training?
Could you imagine how quickly a live studio audience would turn on her?
It would be compelling viewing, hide-behind-a-cushion television at it's best, better than that so-called comedy actor in "My New Best Friend" which quickly ran out of steam.
I say..."BRING IT ON!"

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

i was watching it this morning in my poorly state and it made me feel even worse!! that woman doesnt need benifits, she seems perfectly well to me, and saying that her children have chronic asthma and that it is her right to smoke is stupid, coz her smoking will be making them worse.

 

[Harold]

Wish I'd seen it as I bet she really kicked-off, especially if the audience was a mix of dole scrounging pram-faced binners like her and tax paying, hard working mugs like us.

 

[Yorkie]

I would like to see her as a Chat Show host, if only for a pilot episode.
Could you imagine what guests would agree to go on?
Could you imagine what questions she would ask of her guests, assuming she had no help from researchers & no training?
Could you imagine how quickly a live studio audience would turn on her?
It would be compelling viewing, hide-behind-a-cushion television at it's best, better than that so-called comedy actor in "My New Best Friend" which quickly ran out of steam.
I say..."BRING IT ON!"

Put her on 'Have I got News for You' like they did with Swampy

 

[Harold]

God yeah, that would be quality...she would be over the table at Hislop in no time flat !