Fat Cow from Wife Swap wants to be a chat show host

[Harold]

and if she refused to show, you could have an overflowing ash tray in her place, just like the tub of lard (Hattersley?) that time.

 

[Raphael Meade]

sorry to bring this vile woman back to the top but i was just in the newsagents and they have copies of yesterdays star left. there is a huge picture of this fat cow with the headline:

'CHEEKY MINGER'

class.