[Football] El CRAPico/the Battle of SHITain etc

[WATFORD zero]

Losing sudden death penalties 25 - 23 would suffice

I hate to be pedantic, but ...............

 

[Eeyore]

I’d take stopping Chelsea and letting in Villa as we’ve got a better chance of winning a game or two in the lesser European competition.

I'd say Forest were equal to or better than at least eight of the teams that made the play off round after the group of 36 this season.

 

[BN41Albion]

I hate to be pedantic, but ...............

Oops

You get the gist!

 

[keaton]

Spurs cause they’ll get pumped in the CL next season.

And Man U won't?

 

[Redinpeace]

And Man U won't?

I’ve been shot with my own gun there

 

[JBizzle]

Spurs to win after a physically and mentally exhausting 120mins plus pens and a couple of injuries.

I don't want either to win, but if United lose their finances are destroyed. That's a good thing

 

[Easy 10]

If Utd lose then it'll no doubt lead to another round of redundancies for the admin and laundry staff, which would be sad and unfortunate.

But aside from that, the fallout would be absolutely HILARIOUS to behold. So I'm going to be Team Spurs for the evening.

 

[dazzer6666]

 

[ACobweb]

I think the collective headloss from Manchester United fans and pundits for losing to Spurs of all people would be too sweet to miss ("It's unacceptable, This in Manchesteh Yanarted Football Club" etc etc).

Plus we've got a better chance of winning on Sunday if they've all been on the piss for four days straight.

 

[Nobby Cybergoat]

Man Utd losing gives us a great chance of finishing above them for the next few years

I want Spurs to win

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Got to be Spurs.

Because a DULLARD* writes today for BBC Sport regarding Manchester United:

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The very idea of their entire season - and their financial prospects for next season and probably the season after - hinging on beating a desperately poor Spurs side is absolutely hilarious to me.

As an added bonus, Ange Postecoglu keeps his job keeping Spurs in the mud with the bloody Champions League to also contend with.

It is a no brainer and would be comedy gold. However, Spurs are Spursy and will definitely choke - they ALWAYS choke.


*I should mention despite being here since 2008, I don’t know Kieran, I’ve never met Kieran and we’ve barely exchanged words, but I feel my time on the forum entitles me to join in

Ange aint staying either way

 

[Bodian]

Got to be Spurs.

Because a DULLARD* writes today for BBC Sport regarding Manchester United:

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*I should mention despite being here since 2008, I don’t know Kieran, I’ve never met Kieran and we’ve barely exchanged words, but I feel my time on the forum entitles me to join in

I only skim read it, and wondered what slabhead knew about finances.....

 

[The Lemming Stomper]

Will be watching Forest Green v Southend United

Better standard

 

[Badger]

Spurs.

I will always hate Man Utd.

 

[slartibartfast]

Can they both lose?
Frankly, I will only be watching to see the realisation on the losing team's faces that their season has just been utter shyte ..... (I will ignore the winners, the luckiest team on the planet frankly, from 16th/17th straight into the Champions League after not having won so much as a corner since March.)
But for the losers - it will be hilarious.

 

[Eeyore]

Tottenham for me. I'm indifferent to them, but an Un-Manchester United fan.

I quite like the idea of Ange winning the trophy and fulfilling his second season promise. He's such an entertaining grump.

 

[Mellor 3 Ward 4]

Ange aint staying either way

I spent Saturday evening with a very good Spurs friend who said exactly that - dead man walking.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Don’t care as long as it goes to extra time and penalties. A long drawn out affair that’s physically and mentally draining for Spurs.

With season-ending amputations.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

I spent Saturday evening with a very good Spurs friend who said exactly that - dead man walking.

He is laughable out of his depth and a danger to player health

 

[RandyWanger]

ManUre for me. No love for either team but I find fat ange annoying