Eastbourne United v Albion reserves

[Albion Rob]

Who is coming down the world famous Oval tonight to watch some of the United bruisers try to make up for their lack of ability by kicking our youngsters all over the place.

I hate that club, so I'm predicting 8-0 to the Albion.

 

[CHAPPERS]

What is an Eastbourne?

 

[Albion Rob]

Eastbourne (located in East Sussex): A town which is fairly big by Sussex standards. Unfortunately inhabited by scum - both rich and poor. Summer in Eastbourne can constitue anything from a walk along the promenade to mugging foreign students in dark alleyways.

While trying to marekt itself as the quintessential seaside town, Eastbourne's ridiculous slogan 'The good life just got better' seems vaguely ironic as many people move there to die.



Hope that clears it up for you.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Thanks, I think i visited there once to go to the Sovereign Centre and possibly another time to play 'Old Town Boys' at footie.

It was poo.

 

[Albion Rob]

When it came to the SOCCER at our age group, the Eastbourne teams always had the edge.

At Hampden Park Rangers, we used to take great delight in beating the likes of Brighton Town (E&A) and Hollingbury Hawks.

I don't think we played anyone else at 11-a-side, but used to whup everyone at 6-a-sides.

 

[Fran Hagarty]

I'll be there!

 

[Marc]

is this some lame attempt by Eastbourne Borough Council to get more tourists into their crappy OAP seaside town? You wanna come to a PROPER seaside town mate, Shoreham, full of pikey little to beat up. I'm often found wandering the streets late on a tuesday with baseball bat in hand looking for the little shits...great fun

 

[CHAPPERS]

When it came to the SOCCER at our age group, the Eastbourne teams always had the edge.

At Hampden Park Rangers, we used to take great delight in beating the likes of Brighton Town (E&A) and Hollingbury Hawks.

I don't think we played anyone else at 11-a-side, but used to whup everyone at 6-a-sides.

You f***ing WISH you could beat Hollingbury Hawks.

 

[Albion Rob]

We did, the only time we played you, we won 3-2 at Dorothy Stringer School. It was the infamous game where our striker tried to kill your goalkeeper.

And for South East Sussex, we dicked Brighton Boys 6-2.

 

[METALMICKY]

I shall be there as Mrs Metal's dad is one of the match sponsors

 

[Rougvie]

Ill be there.

I know what you mean Rob, I think if there are anymore sadistic attacks on our youngsters (like V Ringmer etc etc) then we should pull out of the thing full stop.

Why should are young prospects be a target for failed brickies labourers ?

 

[CHAPPERS]

We did, the only time we played you, we won 3-2 at Dorothy Stringer School. It was the infamous game where our striker tried to kill your goalkeeper.

And for South East Sussex, we dicked Brighton Boys 6-2.

Would have been a different story if I hadn't retired.

 

[Albion Rob]

Would have been a different story if I hadn't retired.

Yeah, we'd have won 7-2.

 

[Safeway]

I'll be there, with my EUFC 1990 Sussex Senior Cup Final rosette on.

What's time's everyone getting there? Unless I can get out of work early then it'll be nearly 7 before I arrive.

All of the pubs in the area are dodgy so it's probably best to head straigh for the club house.

 

[Albion Rob]

The pubs along Seaside are awesome, but for the more discerning drinker may I reccomend The Rum Runner, a mere 15 minute walk from the ground and a stabbing chucked in with every pint.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

I'll be there, with my EUFC 1990 Sussex Senior Cup Final rosette on.

So who do you WANT to win?

 

[Safeway]

So who do you WANT to win?

I'm utterly torn. Started supporting United before The Albion, was a ball boy there for four seasons and at one point didn't miss a home game in any competition for a year and a half. I live a fifteen minute walk from the ground (in the house I grew up in) and still look out for there results.

On this occasion, it's got to be 'Come on, United!'.

 

[CHAPPERS]

I'm utterly torn. Started supporting United before The Albion, was a ball boy there for four seasons and at one point didn't miss a home game in any competition for a year and a half. I live a fifteen minute walk from the ground (in the house I grew up in) and still look out for there results.

On this occasion, it's got to be 'Come on, United!'.

You f***ing JUDAS

 

[Safeway]

f*** YOU. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE.

 

[Seagulltonian]

Any Idea's on line-ups for tonight anyone?