Does Europes Ryder Cup victory make you feel...

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I had a nightmare thanks to your post, I went to sleep after your post, and dream't I was wandering around Brighton in the evening, when suddenly I saw you following me, you said behind me " So Strike answer my question that I posted or I will follow you." I just walked away but you kept on following me, I then ran to Hove and you kept on running after me.

Eventully I got away from you, and ran to catch a train at Hove for London Victoria, I went to the first class seats and saw two fit Austrian ladys, I started chatting and flirting with them when suddenly you walked into the carrage, and this conversion happened

AP: So you are flirting with European birds?, why don't you explain about your views on poltics?
STRIKE: "No now get out of this carrage, I am just having fun
AUSTRIAN BIRD1: What are your views Strike?".
STRIKE: Uhm well...
AP: Tell them that you are a Youth MP, that is EU-sceptic, considers himself to be different to you fit girls, as he is not European and you are, and supports UKIP similar to BNP.
STRIKE: Shut up Alan Partridge
AUSTRIAN BIRD2: Its not true, is it?
STRIKE: Most of it is, though...
AP: You see he admits it, EXTREMEIST.
BOTH AUSTRIAN GIRLS: Well we better leave they jump off at that station.
STRIKE: NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO

I then woke up, but I was not sweating I was annoyed.
Why don't you leave me alone Alan Partridge.

What a very STRANGE post.